Sasquatch

A middle-aged, hairy man who dwells in public pool locker rooms. Almost always naked, they will traumatize unsespecting pool goers for hours.

Dude! Did you see that Sasquatch in there?
Yeah, now I have to go back to therapy.

by _Jay_ June 21, 2006

Bum Sasquatch

A sasquatch is a big hairy beast.
A bum sasquatch is one that lives up your bum.

Examples BUM SASQUATCHES: Bigfoot, The legendary Calum Mcloughlin.

by John Haines December 5, 2007

Sasquatching

The act of being fully nude and moving from your room to the bathroom in the middle of the night despite having roommates that will potentially see you.

“I got home late last night and saw Breandan Sasquatching back to his room. Couldn’t really make much out though since it was too dark.”

by Gigglefister February 23, 2020

Sarasota sasquatch

When an overly hairy women's vagina is placed on ones chin to give the appearance that one is in a ZZTop cover band.

After running a mile in 90 degree weather, she gave me a sarasota Sasquatch!

by Paper cut my taint March 17, 2012

pink sasquatch

When one lathers ones body with pepto bismol and frolics in pubic hair and proceeds to make anal sex on another person, while flailing arms in the air in the style of sasquatch.

p.s. also make sasquach sounds (ie. screaming "ajajajaja").

I totally pink sasquatched this poonsquatch last night

by cramp May 16, 2010

Sasquatch Crotch

When pubic hair around the genitals or "Ballfro" is big enough to cover the entire crotchal region.

Gurchrude: "Omg!"

Helga: "What is it?"

Gurchrude: "Last night i banged a Lumberjack."

Helga: "...and?"

Gurchrude: "Nah. You wouldn't believe me if i told you.."

Helga: "Tell me anyway."

Gurchrude: "Ok.. Last night... i saw... a Sasquatch Crotch!"

Helga: "Mmmm, yummy."

by Zach Wagner March 1, 2009

Sasquatch dick

A male with a horrendous looking dick;A dick with too much hair than normal

"Oh my god Becky that guy from the party had a total sasquatch dick, i could'nt even find it"

by ArizonaNative June 10, 2008