Professional Yard Sale Associate

A term referring to Hispanic women over the age of thirty who spend the weekday gathering a host of useless trinkets and trash from the neighborhood thrift stores, and then selling them in a yard sale on the weekend. These women consider this to be their profession, though not profitable.

Often affected with Troll Syndrome, these women tend to wear extremely inappropriate clothes and can be easily identified by their scowl, and hate for white people.

Why does every house across the railroad tracks have a yard sale EVERY weekend?

Its their job, they are Professional Yard Sale Associates.

by The collectiveish September 7, 2010

Herpes by association

This is when herpes can be contracted simply by having skanky friends who are contaminated.

Eww. (Insert name here) is friends with (insert name here). She totally has herpes by association.

by Aunt Heater February 4, 2007

black by association

Any person of another race (other than black) that hangs out and associates with black people most of the time and is accepted by them makes them black by association.

"Dude, are we gonna get shot?"

"Chill out dude, I'm black by association."

by raven68 May 11, 2007

Green Party and Their Associates

The circle of friends, no matter where, who connect on the Green Level. Thus also smoke immense amounts of Mary Jane, and usually gets the munchies.

"Mayne, lets have a Green Party and Their Associates meeting tonight. You in?"

"Of Course."

by VP-Maryville Location February 11, 2009

Student Bar Association

A bunch of jerks who throw out food and expensive tupperware every Friday at 5 p.m.

Alec: "Damn it! I hate the Student Bar Association! They ruin every Friday!"
PJ: "I know. Last week, they tossed an entire bag of groceries I planned to give to the poor."

by MLSAH May 3, 2015

Sales associate

Noun used to describe something that isn't quite cool, but just average.

I wouldn't call that car bad ass, but definitely sales associate

by S-Doobius December 1, 2009

cool by association

adj. Achieving a higher social status through association with a popular person. These people will never rise to the same social status as those they emulate. They are invited to "cool people" social functions, however, if they bring someone of the opposite sex with them they must be of the same social status. This is because a true popular person would never become involved with someone of lower status. This is primarily common in a high school setting because of the various social groups.

Dave: "Why did Bret bring Gina to the prom?"
Sam: "Gina is the quarterback's sister's best friend."
Dave: "But she's a big time softball thickie!"
Sam: "Doesn't matter, they're cool by association."
Dave: "Oh I get it. Bret is Blake, the quaterback's, friend from Little League. Gina has been Blake's sister's best friend since grade school. Neither of them are popular enough to come with Blake or Cindy so they are here with each other."
Sam: "Cruel, ain't it."

by Lomonte95 July 7, 2006