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assfloss

1. Someone who pisses you off so much that you wish you could use them to floss the dried feces off a greasy perverts crack.
2. A stupid or foolish person, usually with many enemies who can't stand his/her daily actions.
3. an antonym for asswhipe or jackass.
4. a thong.
That assfloss consitantly performs the same skateboarding trick even though he gets hurt each time.
by Jaclyn May 7, 2004
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asscoustics

The tone and pitch at which your fart sounds.
Man, I farted in the church pew and the asscoustics were heavenly!
by 556boyer April 24, 2011
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assclown magnet

A person who by bad judgement or misfortune is terminally surounded by assclowns.
Damn I must be some kind of assclown magnet. I got Chris sitting on one sid and shane on the other. I must have really done something bad in a preivous life
by Some Dude August 27, 2004
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Assload

An extremely large amount that is beyond any other word, and so one can only resort to using a profanity. The subject being described also usually annoys the hell out of you.
Michael: "Hey, so you wanna go grab some drinks tonight?"

Jerry: "Nah, man, I can't. I have a test tomorrow, and I need to catch up on, like,.... an assload of homework."
by Just Too Much March 29, 2010
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assclown

a man who overestimates his importance in anyones life, has left a mark on society in the form of a stain on its undergarments and often goes by geeky names like "grax" in chat rooms
The assclown is lonely because he mistreats others.
by ccccccccccckat June 6, 2012
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asscork

Idiot or moron: a slightly superior tone is implied.
That asscork 'poljana' needs to get a life!
by GeekNDS March 13, 2008
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a racial/sexist/anti religional/offensive slurr with almost every form of discrimination in it
Example 1)
joe: yo look at that Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown!

jim: shut up you Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown

Example 2) proof that anyone can make fun of anyone and unless the world stops hating we are all doomed
by TheWiseMan March 2, 2005
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