Assley

My nickname my real name is Ashley

Hey Assley what are you doing?

by anonymous April 1, 2021

Cherry, The Assless Watermelonsaurus

Cherry, The Assless Watermelonsaurus Is not a thick one.

Cherry, The Assless Watermelonsaurus is not thick. (Adj)

by Anton The White Knight owo August 17, 2019

Asslete

Athlete (especially professional) who routinely acts like an ass, especially if they suffer no serious consequences.

Ron Artest attacked the fans. What an asslete!
You think he's bad? How about Randy Moss not getting charged for trying to run down a traffic cop? Now THERE's an asslete!

by MattMan January 16, 2005

wearing assless chaps

to be in service to another

we were waiting for Kiet so we could leave for the tournament, but he was cooking breakfast for his brother or something. His brother's got him wearing the assless chaps again.

by JP November 5, 2003

assletic

Working out so as to show off your ass.

Dance dance revolution is an assletic exercise.

by codyrockx September 8, 2007

asslips

(noun)1. A severe Kiss-ass!
2. See kissass.

Goddammit,look at that asslips Mike sucking up to the boss for saturdays off!

by E. Ave November 7, 2005

assless curlybird

a member of any number of species of grebes (a small, duck-like wild bird), most of which are only distinguishable at a distance from a duck due to their comparatively recessive hindquarters.

"I thought that was a duck sitting on the pond, but it didn't have much of an ass on it; it musta been an assless curlybird."

by Brodsgaard November 23, 2003