I was asslighting my boyfriend when I farted and then worked to convince him I did not.
She asslighted him.
She asslighted him.
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Get the ass lag mug.A common reference to the City of Ashland, Oregon, by people residing in the neighboring communities.
Reasons for this pseudonym vary, but but are believed to be related to the following rationale:
1) Assland is on the end of the valley, and it's a pain in the ass to travel there.
2) The town is known to be composed of an ultra-progressive, Socialist group of Baby Boomer Assholes who will rumble with pipes and chains over removal of a tree from their neighbor's property.
3) Various residents of Assland enjoy parading through town, streaking, or bike riding naked, thus your chances of viewing some unwanted Ass are high when you enter the City Limits.
4) Assland is the only community in Southern Oregon to ASSess a meals tax.
Reasons for this pseudonym vary, but but are believed to be related to the following rationale:
1) Assland is on the end of the valley, and it's a pain in the ass to travel there.
2) The town is known to be composed of an ultra-progressive, Socialist group of Baby Boomer Assholes who will rumble with pipes and chains over removal of a tree from their neighbor's property.
3) Various residents of Assland enjoy parading through town, streaking, or bike riding naked, thus your chances of viewing some unwanted Ass are high when you enter the City Limits.
4) Assland is the only community in Southern Oregon to ASSess a meals tax.
The Socialist Republic of Assland is located on the I-5 Corridor, just north of the Oregon/California border.
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Get the assbag mug.A complex insult in which you are referring to a douchebag or cunt who shall now and otherwise be known as an asswagon. The person in question is an ass and has the combined intelligence of a ass and wagon thus are an asswagon.
Person 1: 2+2 is fish. Person 2: You asswagon you are so dumb your ass couldn't outsmart that wagon. Why don't you do something useful with your life and go Thailand and make Nike Products with preteen Asians.
by CosmicOstrich October 14, 2014
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originates from the Berber: zaġāya, Old French: azagaie, Old Spanish: azagaya, Arabic: az-zaġāyah.
The assagai was also one of the teams in wip3out, easily the coolest in the game, a real quick and agile little ship, but had crappy shields so it would often explode.
assagai also refers to a south african prog-rock band active in the 1970s, they did this song "cocoa", it's quite nice.
originates from the Berber: zaġāya, Old French: azagaie, Old Spanish: azagaya, Arabic: az-zaġāyah.
The assagai was also one of the teams in wip3out, easily the coolest in the game, a real quick and agile little ship, but had crappy shields so it would often explode.
assagai also refers to a south african prog-rock band active in the 1970s, they did this song "cocoa", it's quite nice.
colonial oppressor - "i say, one of those bloodthirsty savages just threw a stick at me!!"
bloodthirsty savage - "it's an assagai you pale skinned fool! and you should probably get that seen to"
concerned parent - "go to bed, its 5am"
tired kid with bloodshot eyes - "NO NO NO!! i just gotta unlock the assagai!!"
guy with good taste in music - "assagai are cool, effortless cool"
bloodthirsty savage - "it's an assagai you pale skinned fool! and you should probably get that seen to"
concerned parent - "go to bed, its 5am"
tired kid with bloodshot eyes - "NO NO NO!! i just gotta unlock the assagai!!"
guy with good taste in music - "assagai are cool, effortless cool"
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