verb: The act of hitting a woman in the anus with a ball pin hammer, so as to tighten it to the point of puckering, prior to inserting your penis into said anus.
noun: A ball pin hammer used to preform the aforementioned act.
noun: A ball pin hammer used to preform the aforementioned act.
Katie and I got back from our date last night and were feeling rather frisky. So, I pulled up her dress and pulled down her undergarments and picked up my asshammer off the nightstand. With one mighty swing, one powerful thrust, and 3 pints of blood later, Katie had been asshammered.
by Jack the Hammer June 11, 2009
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by Cyrus February 13, 2005
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I'm sittin by the pool on Saturday when this girl with a huge ass goes in the water and creates this assnami wave that splashes over the side of the pool and got my towell all wet. I hate it when that happens!
by coocoo 4 coco puffs March 20, 2013
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by demnutz December 20, 2013
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by J of all trades May 25, 2016
Get the asslamp mug.Assamow is a website run by a person often reffered to as mow.
By users it is used for looking up keycodes and milling them, while the owner uses it to flex.
The website was started around 2014, but the domain was registered a long time before that, it also contains some pdf documents about security features of several hi-sec locks and manipulation guides for them
By users it is used for looking up keycodes and milling them, while the owner uses it to flex.
The website was started around 2014, but the domain was registered a long time before that, it also contains some pdf documents about security features of several hi-sec locks and manipulation guides for them
person a:Man how do you pick the Assa Desmo?
person b: Go check assamow i thing there is a pdf about that.
person b: Go check assamow i thing there is a pdf about that.
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