assistant coach

Usually is the coach of a sports team. He doesn't do any real coaching, he just sorta yells "come on guys!"...or a classic of all assistant coaches..... "let's hustle!"

Assistant Coach: Come on Billy, pick it up! hustle!!!
Billy: (picks up his speed)

by Naked Josh 123 September 25, 2005

Assistant Crack Whore

Officially, the worst job in America.

This year, there's a new "Worst Job in America", displacing the old number one for the last five consecutive years - "Crack Whore". The new number one: "Assistant Crack Whore"

by Dave March 12, 2008

Assistant Managing Editor (AME)

An individual working on a journal (often a Law Review) that does excellent work but can be catty/judgy.

AME: Did you see that guy? He looks like Jabba the Hutt?

Girl: Why you gotta be so catty?

Guy: Because he's an Assistant Managing Editor (AME).

by legalshenanigans August 21, 2014

Aim Assist

Aim Assist is an extremely overpowered function all keyboard and mouse gamers have to go against constantly and unskilled controller players fuck them up because they have aim assist
Synonyms include: Aimbot, Hacks
Antonyms include: Skill, Trained Aim

e.g "OMG how that kid triple headshotted me when hip firing he has Aim Assist!"

by MoTheSlow April 2, 2020

Fist Assist

This can only be done in the missionary position during anal intercourse. You (gently) insert your fist into her vagina until you feel yourself inside her ass, then you proceed to masturbate using her colon like a sleeve. Believe me, this can be done.

My Ex. Fist assist, last night I gave her the ol' fist assist.

by StrangeO July 23, 2009

Medical Assistant

UrbanDictionary: Medical Assistant = Also known as a "MA". Someone who has most all the skills and usually better bedside manner then a nurse, unfortunatly paid significantly less. The Medical Assistant is usually the person in the office you see most and spends the most time with the patient. Medical Assistants can usually be found being barked at my the nurses or doctors for a mistake they made, but want someone else to blame.

Medical Assistant is usually called a nurse by the public.

by MA at Large February 5, 2010

assisted suicide wank

A suicide wank caused by action of a third party, primarily a cockroach.
When you are having a wank, but a cockroach come flying at you, so you shout out "Mom" or "Dad", so you try and finish the job, fueled by fear and for not being a quitter before the cockroach land on your dick or they get into your room!

My friend did a suicide wank and won!!! Minus point for being an assisted suicide wank kind!!

by DopeDoge May 13, 2020