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Asshatia

A very cool absolute monarchy ruled by some guy named King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia founded in the 21st century because Gen Z having the brain capacity of a donkey while the world leaders argue some stupid shit I don't read politics.
I don't know who the king is but he sounds like a cool guy if you ask me.

Why am I doing this again?
Oh yeah I'm bored, whoops.
*Scrolling through Discord*
"Ayo why the fuck is there no Asshatia for the asshats?"
"Time to go make a definition for it in Urban Dictionary and hope it doesn't get smited!"

>*Author then got a lightning to the crotch*
by 0 IQ Agent October 30, 2021
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Assiatou

defintion of a girlboss. she'll never let anyone walk over her and LITERALLY only cares about spotify, her friends,

academics, pinterest & expensive brands. biggest procastinator in the world; she'll study an exam the day before, yet still loves academic validation. says the most random shit and usually does impulsive stuff. you'll either love her or find her a total bitch.
A: Hey you've heard of Assiatou?
B: Yeah, i like her alot. She does say weird stuff and basically wastes our time by starting random discussions in class.
by number one jay stan <33 November 20, 2021
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Assiatou

the definition of a girlboss. she won't let anyone walk over her and usually says impulsive stuff. she cares abt her friends, spotify, pinterest and luxury brands. usually talks alot & gets good grades but is a heavy procastinator.
A: hey, you know Assiatou?
B: yeah! i like her, she's pretty cool.
by number one jay stan <33 November 21, 2021
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Assitis

Person who demonstrates cruel and mean spirited inflammatory behavior either knowingly or through stupidity.
Lately he has a a bad case of assitis
by Wokeamerican June 12, 2023
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Assitis

A condition where one can only survive by getting sent an ass pic once per day
1: Dude I can’t believe I got assitis.
2: Sorry to hear that.
1: Why u sorry I get to see ass pics every day
by Pimpofallsimps March 12, 2024
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A movement that seeks to assinate celebrities because they are symbols of the establishment and it is an outrage to let people in other parts of the world go without food or medical care while celebrities are given millions of dollars just for a few days work.

And the developed world is the cause of this because they could very easly remedy this if it's really wanted too but will not. So they should be punished by having there beloved celeberaties assinated.

Many of the people in this movement are also in other movement like the world wealth reform movement,neohippie movement,american communist movement and anarchist ect.
by Judge dredd7 December 9, 2011
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incestrial asseating

whenever two people who are related eat each-others butts
ryder, please stop incestrial asseating ryot 👅🟫
by alvinshairyassbutt July 13, 2025
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