asshole o'clock

1) A time during the day wherein an inconvenient event occurs at the most inopportune moment
2) The point in time at work where you're about to close when something happens that sets your work back a considerable amount.

Person 1: "Dude, did you hear the news?"
Person 2: "No..."
Person 1: "We close in less than half an hour and that group of 30 that canceled their reservation have decided to show up, so they're probably not going to order for another 20 minutes."
Person 2: "Yeah... You can definitely tell its asshole o'clock"

by LamentedSoul August 3, 2011

bald asshole

An asshole who just happens to be bald.

Larry David, the king of bald assholes.

by larrydavid July 21, 2006

asshole phobia

The fear of the majestic asshole

Do you have Asshole Phobia?

by Tittyfuck69 rule 34 March 30, 2016

Asscomplice

An Asscomplice is an individual who in a three way is the accomplice doing the ass.

I was about to dismantle two way Wendy when she told me there’s a reason they call her two way Wendy. If I didn’t find an Asscomplice to join me, there would be no dismantling. Lucky for me I found Jism hands Jason to hit the back side. Sick son of a bitch!

by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020

Canine Asshole Reclamation Project

A poorly funded but longstanding inner city project set up to assist dogs to find their original assholes after the tragic fire that caused them to lose track of their own so long ago.

Many folks are unaware of of the important and selfless work done by the Canine Asshole Reclamation Project which seeks to reunite dogs with their rightful assholes.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020

Second-hand asshole

What you get from pets when they lick their assholes and then lick you.

Guy #1: "Man, your cat is really affectionate!"
Guy #2: "I hate to say this, man, but Felix just gave you second-hand asshole!"
Guy #1: *kicks cat across the room*

by KoalaMan March 10, 2009

snail's asshole

hard to find

John: Sorry I am late.

Me: Relax, This place is a snail's asshole.

by aweeze April 2, 2010