asscend

When one is so obsessed with the topic of ascension that they just end up looking and acting like a complete ass, usually by bragging about it, denying their inflated ego ignoring that their “spiritual journey” is nothing more than a mask used to cover up their quest to appear and feel like they’re above everyone, and other obnoxious behaviors. They regurgitate popular spiritual phrases like “love and light” and “namaste”, and post obnoxious memes in order to both validate and cover up their narcissistic douchebag behaviors.

“NewAgers don’t ascend, they asscend.”

“Ever since Becky got into spiritualism she’s been such a bitch. She’s asscended, alright.”

“Hopefully they snap out of it before the asscendsion takes over for good!”

“You’re assending and it’s scaring me!!”

by TreeSquidMcGee August 11, 2019

ASSCUNT

The ass of an effeminate man that is well used by other men.

Tom went out searching for an Asscunt tonight.,

by Manchvegas EddieG July 13, 2021

asscertain

To research and make sure of some fact or detail regarding someone's behind.

I love kneading a pretty girl's shapely rump wif my hands, so I always claim dat I wanna asscertain some particular feature or quality of her delightful "rear fun bubbles" in order to persuade her to let me feel her up --- this smilingly-stated excuse usually does indeed work, although of course da cute chick always sees through my ruse, gigglingly saying, "Oh, you just wanna SQUEEZE MY BUTT!" :P

by QuacksO July 24, 2021

ascent

A really swag map in the game VALORANT....

Brimstone: I hope we get a good map!
Breach: Yeah me too....
Yoru: Omg! We got ascent that's so swag!

by breachandbrimstonefan222 August 4, 2021

Asscunt

When someone's asshole is both an excretion hole and a pleasure hole at the same time. Usually homosexual men have an asscunt due to their love for anal sex. Women, woh's partners also love anal, also have an asscunt.

OMG, I heard that Danilo has an asscunt and that his bf loves to cum inside it.

by HOSEDED May 9, 2022

asshenti

she is an outgoing, funny, thick bitch. Everyone loves her. When she’s enters the room you turn your head like you do when you hear a car. She’s probably an island girl who has a dog and loves fortnite. She’s the best fortnite player ever!!! She’s a one of a kind and will always be remembered. You will know when she’s in the room just by her lovely amazing voice 🤩 You will regret ever losing her because she is just so amazing. She is breathtaking and absolutely fabulous in any form.

Friend 1: Omg is that asshenti?

Friend 2: YEAH ITS THE GOOD FORTNITE PLAYER

Friend 3: i heard she’s good at editing

Friend 4: She’s so hot bro

by fuckyouandyourmama August 8, 2022

ascent is shit

I've played on Ascent 7 games in a row, now my brain's functionality is damaged

NO, THE WORST MAP IN VALORANT IS ASCENT, IT'S A SHITTY, UNBALANCED MAP! ascent is shit.

by MrQuantumOFF November 28, 2022