grab ass

A game typically played in large crowds in which you grab random guys' asses and nonchalantly keep walking/doing whatever you were doing. Give your friends a heads up so they can laugh & give you a report. Causes confusion & is hilar when done right.

If confronted: deny it with repulsed look on your face.

Nicole: Dude it's 2:25, the bars are about to let out. We should play a round of grab ass.
Kaitlyn: Hell yeah, look at that one, it's just asking to be grabbed.
(Everyone exits; most likely drunk)
Megan: (Grabs a hand full of ass)
Random Guy: WOAHHH, what the...? (snaps head around, confused, possibly thinking it was the person behind him)

SUCCESS.

by grbdatass July 5, 2011

grab-ass

a marching band term for screwing around during practice.

Nick: Hey, quit playin' grab-ass and concentrate. Before we do this next set i want you to think to yourself: 'I'm gonna OWN this bitch!' say it with me...

by Brian Schiller November 4, 2006

National Grab Ass Day Remake

April 11th was national grab ass day , April 12th is national grab dick and grab ass remakes for the girls that didn’t believe!

Since Amelia didn’t believe it was national grab ass day , Johnny gets a retake on national grab ass day remake and she gets to grab his dick

by JasonJason7687 April 11, 2019

Merry grab ass

Merry grab ass month is in the month of december and last from december 1st till christmas so every girl\boys get a free pass to smack your ass

Ay man merry grab ass month *smack*

by Mr. Fuck daddy December 5, 2019

Grab ass february

Every year in february, u can grab someones ass during a whole month

Hey its Grab ass february, can i grab ur butt?

by Mamacitaa22 January 23, 2020

Grab ass as hard as you can september

You have to grab as many girls ass as hard as you can in september.

you have to "Grab ass as hard as you can september"

by Mashallainhalla September 15, 2020

National grab ass and tiddies day

April 13 is national grab ass and tiddies day. So grab that ass and dem tiddies. 🤪

Alex: “Today’s gonna be fun”
Jacob: “Damn right” *grabs ass*
Alex: “Awww shit here we go again.”
Jacob: “It’s national grab ass and tiddies day.”

by bigblackballzz111 April 13, 2023