The Department of Veterans Affairs is now awarding service connected disability for Thermoerotic Asphyxiation in a combat zone.
by Jack Napier February 25, 2023
by Pleasedon'tkill October 13, 2020
Hydroerotic Asphyxiation - is a form of auto erotica asphyxiation. The subject places their head in a public restroom toilet while masterbating to deprive the subject of oxygen hightening the excitement and pleasure of the masterbater's experience.
A man was found half naked and unconscious in a stall of the JC Pennies men's room covered in water and semen with a subtle smile on his face. An obvious victim of Hydroerotic Asphyxiation.
by Clownboy1969 January 31, 2025
Like auto-erotica asphyxiation, except performed in a public restroom, by plunging your head into the toilet whilst vigorously master bating ones self.
A man was found almost drowned in the Wafflehouse men's room, covered in toilet water and semen. A victim od his own Hydro-erotic Asphyxiation.
by Clownboy1969 January 31, 2025
Jjerking off outdoors while using an electrical chord and a tree to choke yourself. It feels so good you yell “woo pig sooie!!!” Local hunter thinks he heard a wild razorback immediately fires one in your head from behind.
My condolences I heard your grandpa died of Arkansas Asphyxiation. Thank you, but we were a little disappointed the coroner ruled it a suicide.
by Kingofthe$outh February 22, 2023
When you go down on a girl and it’s so wet you asphyxiate and die. i.e. you essentially drown.
Best Practices When Going Down On A Girl
*Wear a snorkel.
Best Practices When Going Down On A Girl
*Wear a snorkel.
by BoogerMan January 30, 2024
lol why are you searching that up, pasta man?
you don't have any... PLANS... do you?
why urban dictionary of all places anyway?
are you just being edgy?
whatever you're going through, i believe in you, hypothetical internet person.
you've survived 100% of your worst days. statistically, you can do this!
you don't have any... PLANS... do you?
why urban dictionary of all places anyway?
are you just being edgy?
whatever you're going through, i believe in you, hypothetical internet person.
you've survived 100% of your worst days. statistically, you can do this!
I've heard that inert gas asphyxiation is the least painful way to die, so my idiot sleep-deprived self wrote an Urban Dictionary definition to help people who were searching for it. I am fully aware that this idea is pointless.
by Mr. Twinkieface December 14, 2023