asphyxiated turtle head

pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.
"damn this asphyxiated turtle head! ive been forcing out drops of piss for 3 minutes!"
by MercWidaMouth November 10, 2010
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Thermoerotic Asphyxiation

When you masturbate in 100+ degree weather while in a honey-bucket overseas.
The Department of Veterans Affairs is now awarding service connected disability for Thermoerotic Asphyxiation in a combat zone.
by Jack Napier February 26, 2023
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Thermoerotic Asphyxiation

When you masturbait in 100+ degree wheather while in a honey-bucket overseas.
The Department of Veterans Affairs is now awarding service connected disability for Thermoerotic Asphyxiation in a combat zone.
by Jack Napier February 25, 2023
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Thermoerotic Asphyxiation

When you masturbat in a 100+ degree while in a honey-bucket overseas.
The Department of Veterans Affairs is now awarding service connected disability for Thermoerotic Asphyxiation in a combat zone.
by Jack Napier February 25, 2023
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Hydroerotic Asphyxiation

Hydroerotic Asphyxiation - is a form of auto erotica asphyxiation. The subject places their head in a public restroom toilet while masterbating to deprive the subject of oxygen hightening the excitement and pleasure of the masterbater's experience.
A man was found half naked and unconscious in a stall of the JC Pennies men's room covered in water and semen with a subtle smile on his face. An obvious victim of Hydroerotic Asphyxiation.
by Clownboy1969 January 31, 2025
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Hydro-erotic Asphyxiation

Like auto-erotica asphyxiation, except performed in a public restroom, by plunging your head into the toilet whilst vigorously master bating ones self.
A man was found almost drowned in the Wafflehouse men's room, covered in toilet water and semen. A victim od his own Hydro-erotic Asphyxiation.
by Clownboy1969 January 31, 2025
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asphyxiate

To die by suffocating. Can be due to gases, choking or lack of oxygen.
Jenna sadly asphyxiated after being locked in the air-tight room for a week.
by Pleasedon'tkill October 13, 2020
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