Asda Bog Cleaner

A retard who cleans the bogs at Asda. These mentally-unfortunate individuals can often be seen fishing out unflushable Hill biscuits with a net and eating them for lunch.

What's David doing?

Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!

by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009

a asdfasdfasdf

Short form for "HELP!" in situations, where one can't afford to type with both hands, e.g. while playing starcraft against koreans.

player 1: asdf!
player 2: be right with you
player 1: asdfasdfasdasdfffffffffffffff
player 2: almost there!
player 1: aasddddddead.

by Psibox August 8, 2005

qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'

Only typed when you are monumentally tired and bored that you wanted to type qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ but accidentally hit the enter key on your keyboard.

Bob: Ok I've already tried qwertyuiop, I've already tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. How about qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ yea thats cool. But what if I tried to hit enter?

by qawsdrfghujkilol March 10, 2018

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./

the keys on a standard QWERTY keyboard. Often seen as spam.

teacher: how does the alphabet go?
kid: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
teacher: You're a true genius!

by SkeletonGuy November 22, 2018

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-0987654321`~!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>???><mnbvcxz":lkjhgfdsa|}{poiuytrewq+_)(*&^%$#@!~

When a human being is so entirely bored, they ascend the levels of the standard qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. They go even further beyond to type all of the characters on the keyboard in order, backwards, shift in order, and shift backwards. This is true ascension.

Teacher: No phones out, even if you are done with your work.
Student: Alright then... `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321`~!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>???><mnbvcxz":lkjhgfdsa|}{poiuytrewq+_)(*&^%$#@!~

by KingKhaos December 15, 2020

ASDF Movie

A series of videos made by TomSka.

lets go watch the "asdf movie"

by reeserici July 10, 2018

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?

Every single possible letter and symbol that you can type on the US Keyboard. It's also what any bored to death human would type if they were unable to think of something else to do.

"`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>? would never be used in a scentance"

by JeffBewinski March 11, 2019