two per

two pair, as defined by Nelly's lyrics.

I need me two per of Nike's Air Force Ones

by Jumama January 6, 2003

per-fect

someone who has no flaw.

Amy is so per-fect. You just have to love her.

by Tommytonga July 14, 2005

hiss-per

From the Latin to hiss.

Very irate sharp whisper.
A friendly encouraging hiss.

The snake hiss-pered 'Go on Eve, take a bite. It'sss a very tassssty looking apple. Take a bite - you know you want to.'

by Prettypsycho July 16, 2014

per state

"Per state" is scottish slang, refering to something being a mess, usually used around glasgow by neds or chavs, especially in the east end. Can be used to describe a house or person. Although spelt 'per', the word is pronounced "pure".

Chontelle: "Aw naw, check maself, im a per state..."
Stu: "haw haw, aye man, his gaff is a per state after Jambo went oaf his nut and made a ransack of his maws bedroom."

by The Big Chap January 23, 2010

hundy per

Short for 100%

Are you sure about that?
Hundy per.

by Maglok December 7, 2019

Per Mari

The monkey that belongs to Dieter, and Dieter wishes more people to continue futher touchation of the monkey

My Name is Dieter, would u like to touch my monkey? love him kiss him give him affection!

by Ohfa February 5, 2005

per cupita

the quotient of cups used in the initial setup of a game of beer pong to the time taken to complete said game.

"This is the longest game I've ever played, per cupita."

by ParryWithAnA August 17, 2011