Wife of Green Day front man Billie Joe Armstrong. Born Adrienne Ilene Nesser on October 6, 1969 in Minneapolis, Minnesota. She and Billie Joe were married on July 2, 1994 in a backyard ceremony but spent their wedding night at the Claremont Hotel in Berkeley, CA. They found out that she was already carrying their first child the next day. Joseph (Joey) Marciano Armstrong was born on February 28, 1995 and their second child, Jakob Danger Armstrong, was born on September 12, 1998. The many references to The Class of '13 on their 21st Century Breakdown album refer to Joey's graduation from high school in 2013. Billie Joe has said many times that Adrienne (or Adie as he calls her) is the only woman he will ever love, their almost 19 years of marriage are a testament to that love. She opened an environmentally sound boutique on College Ave. in Oakland with Jamie Kidson and runs Adeline Records with her husband.
Adrienne Armstrong remains dedicated to her husband, Billie Joe, regardless of his admitted dependence on alcohol and prescription drugs.
by Oakland Hills Girl April 21, 2013
The act of receiving a double-handed hand-job while lying on your back. The person giving the hand-job sits kneeling, (preferably naked) next to your side and must be facing you while using both hands to add to a most incredible hand-job experience. (Lube is recommended).
Hence, the 'Kneel Armstrong'.
Hence, the 'Kneel Armstrong'.
I was lying in bed last night watching Sports Center and my girl Julie waltzed in, kneeled down next to me and gave me a toe-curling Kneel Armstrong.
by Shav_Glephic June 20, 2012
by Goatcheese December 11, 2019
opposite of dakota bone weak... a hot strong hunky greasy individual who surely can penetrate your rectum
person 1: yo whos that dakota boneweak nigga?
person 2: no you idot thats dakota armstrong, he stole my babe!
person 2: no you idot thats dakota armstrong, he stole my babe!
by dakota armstrong enthusiast December 13, 2021
A very weird girl who gets really emotional and has a lot of personal problems. She is taller than the average boy and tries too hard.
by jason the asian February 18, 2020
First man on the moon. He ruined the dreams of many people. He proved the moon wasn't made of cheese...
I hate Neil Armstrong
by shiney monkey September 05, 2005
Kelley Armstrong is a Canadian author, primarily of fantasy works. She has published twelve fantasy novels to date, most set in the world of Women of the Otherworld series, one crime fiction novel, and the Darkest Powers Trilogy. Armstrong has confirmed contracts with her American, British and Canadian publishers for novels seven through ten in this series.
The novels:
Bitten (2001)
Stolen (2002)
Dime Store Magic (2004)
Industrial Magic (2004)
Haunted (2005)
Broken (2006)
No Humans Involved (2007)
Personal Demon (2008)
Living with the Dead (2008)
Frostbitten (2009)
The novels:
Bitten (2001)
Stolen (2002)
Dime Store Magic (2004)
Industrial Magic (2004)
Haunted (2005)
Broken (2006)
No Humans Involved (2007)
Personal Demon (2008)
Living with the Dead (2008)
Frostbitten (2009)
by mmLeeLee September 16, 2009