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Armenian Code of Conduct

The set of rules that Armenians (mostly ones originating from Armenia, and not Iran or Lebanon) follow these.

1)Thou shall wear shoes with the tip shaped like the tip of a jalapeno.

2)Thou shall wear Adidas sweatpants with Gucci shoes.

3)Thou shall not cuss in front of women.

4)Thou shall respect their father and mother.

5)*****Thou shall NEVER eat pussy*****

6)Thou shall not have sex with their wives for any reason, other than to have a baby.

7)Thou shall bend down to sit, feet on the ground, but with their butts stuck in air, and a true Armenian CAN MANTAIN THIS POSITION FOR OVER 5 MINUTES!!!

8)Thou shall ALWAYS leave 5 pounds of sunflower seeds on the ground of were they kick it with their brothers.

9)Thou shall no the Armenian Slang Dictionary.

10)Thou shall not shave their legs, chests, arms, etc.

11)Thou shall ALWAYS have a Tupac CD in their car.

12)Thou shall own at least 1 of the following: a BMW, Mercedes Benz, or a Infiniti G35.

13)Thou shall wear sunglasses outside, even when there IS NO SUN!
Aram broke rule number 5 of the "Armenian Code of Conduct", so WE PUT A GYOTI ACHOT ON HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ara le-car et gyot Aram eh pootz a lezel, bayc inch bozi txa ya che aper ????
by BLANKBLANK24 April 30, 2009
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Armenian Genocide denial

Turkey, to this day, denies that they ever created "acts of genocide" against the Armenians in the early 20th century.
Turks: We didn't created acts of genocide against the Armenians..
Armenian: Yes, you did.
Turks: I assure you we didnt.
Armenians: Yes. You are doing what you call Armenian Genocide Denial.
Turks: Uh... no....
by Become a Screamer November 25, 2006
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VTEC Armenians

VTEC Armenians noun;plural: (You can also call them VTECs for short.) The word VTEC is a name of an engine found in a Honda S2000, or other Honda models. But a VTEC Armenian is simply a fresh-off-the-boat, Iranian Armenian. Here in LA, all the "VTECs" would choose a fixed up Honda Civic, than choosing a supercharged 1967 Camaro. These types of people enjoy street racing, as if they own the road. They like to listen to Techno, they have spiked hair everywhere, they pluck or wax their eyebrows, and they supposedly get "crunk" at parties, when they don't even know what crunk means, they constantly use persian words while speaking armenian, and they always have to use the word bro when they are speaking english. VTEC stands for Verjapes Tehranits Ekank California. This phrase in Armenian means, We have finally arrived from Tehran, Iran to California.
1. Wow, those VTEC Armenians were going 120 mph on the 134 Southbound.

2. Can't those VTECs stop busting out Techno, and close their windows?
by Levon September 9, 2005
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Armenia

The country responsible for producing the most kickass band in the world: System of a Down.
by Luka April 21, 2004
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Robot arena

A game where you build bots and battle them online there are many mods for the game and much customization.

Its a great price for such a fun game even though very few people play it online!
The weight types consists of three types: heavyweight,middleweight,lightweight.

The types have thier advantages and disadvantages for ex. a lightweight bot may be quicker than a heavyweight with lots of armor, but a middleweight bot may crush a lightweight cause of its all around armor and agility.
a few teams,Red Zone,Good Ol' Boys,and of course my own The Doods which consists of a heavyweight

I was owning on Robot Arena last night
by Dyn0might June 11, 2006
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M&S Bank Arena

used to be sound then the fucking m&s lads took it now its shite
"He's playing at the M&S bank arena in town"
"Shame"
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Arnia

My best friend! my PF and FP (Permanent Freind and Favourite Person).

I miss her tonnes!
Becs: I love Arnia... She is the best!
by :) hehe August 13, 2009
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