Armitage

The spring loaded arm of the AUX sight according to SSG Jacobs.

After you adjust the armitage of the sight, go ahead and adjust the brightness and contract.

by jiggly February 8, 2005

Arbitrary Statistics

Those statistics people make up on the spot to try and give their statement some credibility.

Jeff—Yo, do you know how good my airsoft gun will be if I replace the trigger?
Eric— Probably 50% or 60% more height on the shots with a new trigger.
(Eric uses arbitrary statistics to make himself look smarter in front of Jeff.)

by Jaronbill May 20, 2010

Arbitrary

Perfect word for when your vocabulary is ass and you want to describe something as being disagreeable. Also an indicator that you choke on chodes for fun.

“You see that strange kid over there choking on small cocks?”

“Yeah?”
“He called my shoes arbitrary earlier.”
“Damn that’s arbitrary.”
“No doubt.”

“Arbitrary.”
“Stop saying that.”

by SillySkinTags July 27, 2020

Armitage

as in Armitage Shanks (makers of bathroom fittings) - used to infer the term "Toilet"

also as a form of derision

Have you seen Dave's new car? It's total Armitage!

by KazzieP May 22, 2005

Arbitrate

To make an authoritative judgement on something.

Hym "Jesus Christ, 😩 well, if writing and moralizing isn't work, then you aren't doing it either. Who the fuck IS this guy? He's trying to arbitrate what constitutes a 'Good person.' Who should be famous. Colluding with media and government officials who are lauding you as a prophet for pedaling a bastardization of the religious canon to people who he proclaims cannot think!? Not to mention the ME references (from the Andy Ngo video onward)enough of which could fill an hour long compilation video that constitutes a externally imposed faux schizophrenia. While he wages a war against a noisy minority whose existence seemingly only benefits people on his team."

Iam "He's like a Palpatine!"

Hym "He's like a Palpatine. I mean, he seems to at least be Palpatine-adjacent. And he's trying to wield his non-elected ethic that literally boils down to: 'It's not arbitrary. I deserve this.' against a green haired boogie man whose entire ethical system is derived from Hollywood and institutions that have been co-opted by communists!"

Iam "I mean, that would be how you take over the world though...."🤔

Hym "How do you mean?"

Iam "Create a problem for which you are the one true prophet and solution and then collude with the media and the government of multiple countries for the sake of your own aggrandizement."

Hym "OHO! That's deliciously evil! He's a Sheev Palpatine!"

Iam "We're in the middle of an Ethos vs Pathos war! He's the Palpatine!"

Hym "Hohohoho that is hilarious!"

by Hym Iam July 27, 2022

Armitage

A small lesion often found on one's scrotum

I found a small Armitage on my balls. I'm going to die

by japes June 4, 2015

arbitrary

A word overused by chemistry professors.

Your arbitrary grades are arbitrarily assigned.

by SickKittytheCat February 1, 2020