N. The intended effects of a group of insecure people who all set their facebook statuses about the same lame event or about each other in an attempt to look awesome or exclusive.
"Did you see John's, Paul's, George's, and Ringo's statuses about how much fun they had at the roller derby? I wish I was cool enough to get invited to go with them sometime."-Ben
"Don't wish that. It's all just a status apparatus. They're really just a group of four lonely guys who get together and try to rollerskate their lonliness away."--Ken
"Don't wish that. It's all just a status apparatus. They're really just a group of four lonely guys who get together and try to rollerskate their lonliness away."--Ken
by ellejaytea November 5, 2010
Get the Status Apparatus mug.A phenomenon that occurs more and more frequently the longer you remain at the same worksite, an artifact of your cohorts retiring or dying.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 1, 2019
Get the workplace apparitions mug.People who stay on the cutting edge of i-phone / smart-phone apps, and who always have the latest app for any imaginable function downloaded to their phone. Rhymes with literati, glitterati, digerati, etc. Has the virtue of also being the Latin for apparatuses, which the apparati, of course, always have in plentiful supply to run all their apps.
Dude 1: "Dude, I just downloaded an app that organizes app-organizing apps according to the compass direction that points from my position to the GPS coordinates of ISP used by the developer of the app."
Dude 2: "Dude, You have officially joined the apparati."
Dude 2: "Dude, You have officially joined the apparati."
by blakesflakes September 22, 2010
Get the apparati mug.A term used to describe an apartment that, despite being located in a temperate climate and is equipped with air conditioning, is africa-hot 24/7. Like most sexually transmitted diseases, one is not aware of this disease while viewing the apartment, but rather experience it after sleeping in it one time.
Typically even when you find the source of the heat, there's no way to shut it off and the superintendent, who's a dickbag, laughs as he apologizes at the same time and says sorry. Good thing you signed that 2 year lease last week.
Typically even when you find the source of the heat, there's no way to shut it off and the superintendent, who's a dickbag, laughs as he apologizes at the same time and says sorry. Good thing you signed that 2 year lease last week.
I don't get it! I've been running the AC for 3 days straight at full blast and im still sitting in ball-soup. Its like this place has Hot Apartment Syndrome or some crap.
I don't want to stay at your place tonight, your place has Hot Apartment Syndrome. It's like fucking Zimbabwe in there.
I don't want to stay at your place tonight, your place has Hot Apartment Syndrome. It's like fucking Zimbabwe in there.
by TPBSpeedwagon August 11, 2010
Get the Hot Apartment Syndrome mug.It is a party at multiple apartments. Let's say the apartment crawl consists of a total of four apartments. You start at the first apartment on the list, stay until all of the alcohol is gone, and then you move on to the second apartment. You continue this until you have either had enough or have made it through all of the apartments!
Mostly in college towns.
The parties are usually themed. For instance, the apartment crawl can have the theme of "Around the World" and each apartment can have it's own theme. One can be decorated like Paris, another like America, another like Japan, and so on.
Mostly in college towns.
The parties are usually themed. For instance, the apartment crawl can have the theme of "Around the World" and each apartment can have it's own theme. One can be decorated like Paris, another like America, another like Japan, and so on.
Are you ready for the apartment crawl this weekend?
Where are all of the apartments in the apartment crawl?
What is the theme for the apartment crawl this weekend?
Where are all of the apartments in the apartment crawl?
What is the theme for the apartment crawl this weekend?
by Chickagurl357 May 15, 2014
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The formal, the juxtapositional, the thetical, the sensual, the objectual, the functional, and the designative are all congruent to the apparential.
by sandraxine July 14, 2018
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