Apprentice

An apprentice is just an idiot who gets in the way of people actually working.

“Fukin apprentice couldn’t do this job even with instructions.”

by Mr. Mundee July 5, 2023

apprentice

beginner; novice; one new to an art, often under the tutelage of at least an artisan and sometimes master, though more directly directed by a journeyman.

"And so it was, after being told of the long and glorious history of lavaliering I set out to become an apprentice, listening to artisans and masters speak of those techniques which might further me in my quest to become an LL master myself."

by Elric21 July 31, 2012

appletite

1. a hunger for all things apple.

2. the uncomfortable sensation (quite like a nicotine craving) that occurs when one is away from their iphone, ipod, or macintosh computer for too long.

1. shelley worships the ground that steve jobs walks on and everything he touches. shelley has quite the appletite.

2. ron: has anyone got an iphone i can stroke for a bit? maybe an ipod that i can click for a few minutes? it's been two hours, man!
chad: dude, you need to curb that appletite.

by sarahb402 February 6, 2009

appletime

The time to have sex

"It's appletime, honey"

by Sludge93 March 1, 2009

apprentice

A shit fed, beer cooled journeyman operated device. Can be used for haulin, tuggin, luggin, or any other unjourneyman like task. Can be found at the bottom of the ocean with another sub species of it's type otherwise known as wale shit.

"Go get an apprentice to dig that ditch."

"We need an apprentice to clean up this tool room it's a mess."

by dadsalt May 13, 2008

applejuice

slang term for beer used at RWU

"Dude I need some more applejuice in my helmet"

by Lindsay June 14, 2004

applejuice

On an Apple computer the 'Ctrl' button is the 'Apple' button. The command for 'print' is 'Apple P'. When you print something off the computer, you make it real and tangible, just like rotten apples are turned into apple juice. Thus, 'Applejuice' is slang for printing a page off of the computer. It is also used as slang for creating something or making something happen.

"Applejuice those documents I sent you, okay?"

"I need to applejuice something for my mom for Christmas."

"You gotta applejuice something in your life!"

by shadowyxgold January 10, 2008