apple computer

A masterpiece in engineering. Whle people make fun of it, they really have no reason to. Maybe because they can't afford them. Or maybe they enjoy using thier primitive 32 bit computers while the G5 is a 64 bit. In other words, we mac users have a desktop 3 times more powerful that an Intel Xeon server. Stupid PC people.

Just go to www.apple.com/switch

by drachenhwoarang July 3, 2003

apple computer

Forget the geeky, we're faster / no we're faster nonsense. Anyone who has followed the parallel development over the last 15 years knows that it goes - Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac goes 64 -bit / PC goes 64-bit etc etc - swings & roundabouts.

The definition which is consistently accurate over time is this :

Apple computers are the ones used by people who, in their own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, are more reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.

Selah.

Apple User : I, in my own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, remain reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.

PC User : Yeah sure, but right now I have a 7 TeraWhops DellCompaqIntelProtard, which kick ass l337 & compatible with all teh other 100 million (gobble) DellCompaqAMDProtard 7 FiloWhops (slurp) so u r 5u><0r (dribble) & i5 477 teh same culur /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\(glug glug glug)

The Man : Shut it bitch n keep chuggin.

by lex November 25, 2004

apple computer

A computer that geeks buy to seperate themselves further from society

d00d I just bought this l33t Apple yesterday! It's fuckin' 0V3RC10CK4D

by Anonymous July 4, 2003

apple computer

A computer that is made by Apple INC.

I bought a 17" Powerbook, its fuckin sweet. also: !x86 = good. The intel arch has had ugly hack after hack applied to it. WHich is why ELF is so difficult on x86. macppc is a nice clean arch.

by Nicholas July 6, 2003

apple computer

The "alter ego" of any PC (Personal Computer).

In fact, PC was extracted from aPple Computer.

by Simon Le Bon July 5, 2003

apple computer

Very nice PC's Free of all wordmicrosoft/word spyware :)

l4mer: Hey i just got windows IBSO (Im being spied on) its great!!
Apple user: Dumb l4mer

by DMK July 3, 2003

Apple Computer

A computer that never crashes, and is now UNIX-based. They look good, are easy to use, and are fun. You can be more productive with an Apple Computer. Apple Computers last much longer than PCs.

My Apple Computer is six years old, cost me $1000 new, but is faster than my one-month old Windows PC. It even runs OS X and burns DVDs!

by Carl Smith August 25, 2005