Baisser l’asparagus

Baisser l’asparagus: to fuck an underwater cow with green stripes and a boner

Artem: you should go baisser l’asparagus
Ryan: no way! That things so ugly

My friend wants to baisser l’asparagus.

by ooze_d October 9, 2019

asparagus fork

A utensil used for serving asparagus. Also, anal sex.

I got an asparagus fork for my birthday from my boyfriend.

by Keenie May 18, 2006

Asparagus Syndrome

Asparagus Syndrome is a mental illness that causes one to believe they are the Green Giant.

Billy: IM THE GREEN GIANT! -stomp stomp stomp-
Jane: Dude, I think Billy has Asparagus Syndrome.

by Glitchx April 6, 2009

Asparagus

1: Delicious Vegetable that should not in any case be shoved up one's genitalia and then feed it to your dog.

2: Abigails Favourite Veggi

Man 1: Hey Did you Hear Abigail put a asparagus in her vag
Man 2 :EWWWW Thats just nastay

by BaileyMclellan6969 May 14, 2011

apparated

A word that was once not defined by Urban Dictionary.

Guy: I just looked up apparated on Urban Dictionary, but it wasn't there!!
Girl: It is now :)

by mynameisrudolph December 18, 2010

Asparagus

A random vegitable. Tasty. Makes pee smell weird.

Also used as asparagusarific. Asparagusarific is a term saying that something is as good as asparagus.

"Asparagus"
"That stuff is just asparagusarific"

by Yattasparagus28 September 14, 2003

Asparagus Camera

A cursed object, believed to be one ne of the seven deathly idols one must obtain to inherit the power to rule the world.

Several attempts were made, yet only one has succeeded to this very day.

It is made by draining the pulp of freshly grown asparagus' and freezing it into a mold that represents the shape of a camera. The asparagus juice is than frozen until solid and taken out of the mold.

There was a video circling the internet of a bloke, trying to create such an object.

Myth says such camera shall never melt even in the scorching heat but it is yet to be proven by the Mythbusters.

A: Ayo where is Eric, I haven't seen him for days!
B: Ssh, I've heard he is trying to create the Asparagus Camera.

by RustyChain444 August 13, 2022