Bloody Awful

When something goes gosh-darned wrong or is just a such a rudy nuisance you won't jolly-well put up with it any more! Often something that is bloody awful can make you spill your brandy or cognac. Also something particularly dire, in a disparaging way.

William "I say my man don't you just think that England's performance was bloody awful?"
Commoner "True dat, guv, but bit of a SNAFU anyways tbh."

Interviewer "How do you rate BP at the moment?"
Pelican "Bloody awful!"

by Gediness June 30, 2010

The Awful 8

The Top 8 most disgusting videos/pictures on the internet today.

1. BME Pain Olympics
2. 2 Girls 1 Cup
3. Horse Man
4. Kids in a Sandbox
5. Meatspin

1. Tubgirl
2. Lemon Party
3. Goatse

Once you have seen all of the awful 8, you are officially scarred for life.

by Tim Rabies January 5, 2008

Awfultunity

An opertunity to do something awful

Dude 1: Hey man i got a chance to play this new skating game!.
Dude 2: Well that was a good opertunity for you.
Dude 1: Nah, it was more of an Awfultunity.

by HaNZ1 April 20, 2010

Something Awful

A comedy website that was funny about 6 years ago. Has grown into a sprawling mess of arrogance, petulence and tired pseudo-irony. Still has the occasional gem but more often than not misses the mark with its rambling 'comedy' diatribes and just plain depressing forums.
Inclusion of angsty teenager David Thorpe just demonstrates how low the website has sunk.

Something Awful is no longer funny.

by e February 7, 2005

something awful

bad or badly

I'm craving chicken wings something awful.

by Amira Brady November 27, 2013

aaful

A northern version of the word awful, originating from Ryton rugby club. The word began to get used when the Geordie accent tried to say the word awful and simply found it to southern and posh. This need word however is far from posh but can still be used to describe a awful person.

Hayden: a was down the club the other day and nick was being propa aaful

by Crozier92 January 9, 2008

Awful Fantasy

A ROM edited for the sheer purpose of nothing . Literally . Made by SomethingAwful.com , it features many of thier more notable quotes and pranks . It is an extraspective view on how people behave on the Internet . All characters , quotes , sayings , threats , and general offensiveness are ... Inspired by real people . Best laughs I ever had . Runs on either ZSNES or SNES9x .

Dude , I just played Awful Fantasy , and I fuckin' loved it !

by WheezyTheWizard September 3, 2005