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Angry Baby Bird

When you give a blowjob to a guy and when he cums catch his semen in your mouth, And punch him in the nuts. When he yells spit the cum back in his mouth.
Why'd you break up with chelsea?
She got mad at me so she gave me an Angry Baby Bird.
by DaddyTangerine March 9, 2018
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angry birds

I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.
i jork it to angry birds

KILL YOUR SELF NOW!!!!
by imsofuckinggaybro May 10, 2024
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angry birds

Parents that are Pissed off because you report ça laisse à désirer and they refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic.
I had 2 angry birds at home when I was younger.
by Sexydimma December 18, 2014
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Playing Angry Birds

The act of quietly messing with your phone to avoid further confrontation when in your girlfriend's bad-books.
-Why won't you talk to me?
-I'm playing Angry Birds, apparently.
by UndoDog July 3, 2011
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angry birds

frick those pigs we are angry birds
by piece of soup June 11, 2020
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Angry bird

When a male is naked on all fours with an elastic band around his testicles. A female will then pull the elastic band and let go!!!
by Dean Fitton December 2, 2023
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