angry pirate

A good term to use When my male lover gives me head. When im about to cum i shoot it in his eyes. I get all the cum in his eyes and he squints. He gets angry and screams, therefore i gave him an angry pirate.

Sal couldnt give me head last night so I just gave my brother an angry pirate instead.

by M. Rehmeyr February 13, 2008

angry pirate

When a man blows his load in a girls eye and then make a loud "errrrrrr" nose, such as a pirate would make.

I gave that girl an angry pirate last night, it was deadly!

by n/a October 19, 2003

Angry Pirate

When receiving a blow job, the receiver blows their load into the giver's eye, causing the giver to grimace, put their hand over their eye (like a patch), and scream, "Argh!"

She was going down on me and I waited until the last second to tell her I was about to come. As she pulled away, I got her in the eye and she looked like an Angry Pirate.

by Midgets Are Cool January 12, 2004

angry pirate

its when your fucking a girl in the ass and then you spit on her back. she thinks your done, but when she turns around you kick her in the shin and then she goes ARR-ARR-ARR!

the angry pirate got the 96 year old woman every time

by dingleberry March 28, 2005

angry pirate

When you plop your nutsack in someone's eye, and they'll grunt in anger. Thinking, "Fuck you bitch!" you kick them in the shin. As your partner is extremely pissed off, hobbling and wearing an eyepatch, you laugh your ass off.

I am SO pissed at him right now, I want to surprise angry pirate him!

by Cummy worm November 10, 2010

One-eyed Angry Pirate

The One-Eyed Angry Pirate is when you are having sex with a woman doggy-style, and you are about to come, then you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you came. So she turns around to face you, then you ejactulate in her eye, and kick her in the shin. She will then chase you hopping around on one leg, seeing out of one eye, like a One-eyed Angry Pirate.

Dude: So, My girlfriend turned into a One-Eyed Angry Pirate again.
Dude2: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.
Dude: I know.

by IronGoober April 4, 2005

Caesar's Angry Pirate

When you hang from a ceiling fan while your dog licks your balls and you shoot a cum wad in the dogs eye!

The dog was licking my balls so hard that I did a Caesar's Angry Pirate.

by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008