Angry Pirate° Syndrome is the result of receiving too many Angry Pirates in your day which causes you to go blind in your left eye. The worst side effects of this terrible disease typically occurs when someone is going to be turning left onto a street and the street they are turning onto has a vehicle stopped with their left blinker on. The man of woman afflicted with APS is unable to see this vehicle and ends up crossing in front of them to let go instead of waving them on and cutting in behind them. This oversight can cause the vehicle that is trying to turn off the side street to have to wait another, 5 minutes at minimum and can cause someone to be late for a number of events. The highest percentage of these incidents tend to occur in towns where there are a lot of wealthy people driving around completely unaware of their surroundings. Some may take this as a lack of manners for how to operate on the road, but it is usually just a result of APS causing these rich fucks to blow by you. Don't even bother trying to gesture to them in a sarcastic manner to say thank you because they will not be able to see you and will look straight ahead completely unaware of their actions.
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Man: Dude, where the fuck have you been? We're gonna be late for the Pats game, it's our only chance to see them get another win this year, they are playing the lowly Jets!
Me: Sorry bro, I was trying to take a left onto Main Street for 25 minutes, I never realized how many people are afflicted with Angry Pirate Syndrome around here.
Man: Oh shit, I understand. I heard Zack Wilson's mother has APS.
ME: She does? Do you think she'll be at the game today?
Man: I hope so, if she is she's gonna need to upgrade from an eye patch to a walking stick when I'm done with her.
Me: Do you think his father will be there?
Man: Dude, keep it in your pants
Me: Sorry bro, I was trying to take a left onto Main Street for 25 minutes, I never realized how many people are afflicted with Angry Pirate Syndrome around here.
Man: Oh shit, I understand. I heard Zack Wilson's mother has APS.
ME: She does? Do you think she'll be at the game today?
Man: I hope so, if she is she's gonna need to upgrade from an eye patch to a walking stick when I'm done with her.
Me: Do you think his father will be there?
Man: Dude, keep it in your pants
by Kano4545 November 18, 2023
A girl who pretends to be innocent and might mention on her online dating profile that she is not looking for sex, but nails every guy she goes out on a date with.
I went on a date with this chick I met online and I wasn't even going to put any moves on her because she said she doesn't have sex unless she has a boyfriend, so I agreed to be her boyfriend and next thing you know I got her bent over the couch. Then she broke up with me and I bumped into her a week later and she had a new boyfriend. Two weeks after that...you guessed it...new boyfriend. What a fucking trollop.
by Kano4545 May 13, 2020
Invented in the mid 90 as a by-product of the handjob, a sexual favor in which a man's penis is manually stimulated by another person using only their left hand upside down aka "a backwards lefty"
A friend of mine asked me to stop at the bank and deposit some money for him, so I said I'd make the deposit in exchange for a Wade Boggs on Tuesday night and he counter-offered me a hand gallop on Wednesday, which I happily accepted.
by Kano4545 August 05, 2019