Ambidexterity

Definition: Ambidexterity is the state of being equally adept in the use of both left and right appendages (such as the hands). Or the state of being ambidextrous.

Nouns: Unusual cleverness, duplicity; deceitfulness.

Origin Of Word: 1645-1655

She could only sign the document with her right hand because she was not familiar with being ambidexterity.

by MasterWord August 4, 2015

ambidabstrous

A person who dabs on both sides

I dab on both my left and right side, so I am ambidabstrous

by fresh_and_clean August 6, 2016

Ambidickstrous

When a person can give hand-jobs with either hand proficiently; simultaneously or individually. Bi-talented, skilled with either hand.

Mandi is Ambidickstrous. she got us both off simultaneously! cheers!

by dirtycracker77 May 17, 2016

ambidonkadextrous

The traiit of being capable of comfortably holding your wallet in either back pocket.

Jon was able to put his wallet in either back pocket without constantly feeling like he lost his wallet. Jon is ambidonkadextrous.

by SmelMyFinger August 24, 2017

ambideciduous

Having the ability to independently raise either eyebrow on command. Most people can only raise one side or the other and have incredible difficulty raising their non-dominant eyebrow, so being ambideciduous is quite a feat.

Fraser can raise his left eyebrow, then his right, and then back again. Like Jim Carrey, he is ambideciduous.

by nijolas April 14, 2019

Ambidickstrokeous

(of a person) able to use the right and left hands equally well to jerk off the penis

What do you mean you use your right hand to jack off? I've been ambidickstrokeous my whole life.

by Affiliates Bear and Psych April 18, 2020

amidshits

To define when you can’t do something right now as you are currently on the throne attempting to passively drop a Lincoln Log (yeah good luck doing anything with one of those behemoths that doesn’t involve a trip to the ER shortly after)

Yo Egg, Fury Road is showing again at the cinema, fancy a gander?

Nah mate, I’m currently amidshits with a Lincoln Log the likes of which even God has never seen. I’ll catch you on the other side Muad’dib, if I make it out alive.

Sorry to hear that Egg, I’ll send the boys round later with the mining equipment to get it shifted for you.

Cheers Paul it’s just a small specimen, 125 metres or so, there have been sightings of ones up to 450 metres in the deep bowls but that’s far from where we are

These Dune references are a bit obscure, reckon UD will get them?

Not a fucking hope, more chance of persuading Rachel from Friends to see how many clothes pegs she can attach to those monkeys thumbs of hers

Yarp!

by Dogburster June 28, 2021