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Aladdin

The street name for the new hit drug "AL-LAD" which is similar to acid
You wanna take some Aladdin tomorrow? I think will have a snowday.
by Puffnuget February 22, 2015
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Almadoesn'tmater

Almadoesn'tmatter
An object or logo from a school one may have flunked out of or went on to get a better job without the degree from that school because it was so frustrating. Like when you can't finish a degree plan because some of the courses needed to get that particular degree are not or no longer offered at that school
Here is a football jersey from your 'Almadoesn'tmatter"
I know you did not make the team and lost your scholarship but hey you may have some nostalgia for this.
Source: Lloyd Johnsoon, Caney Head, Texas
Here is a football jersey from your 'Almadoesn'tmater'
I know you did not make the team and lost your scholarship but hey you may have some nostalgia for this.

I gave Katz a tray from LU where she tried to get a law degree and could not complete because the courses were not offered to complete the degree plan so her Almadoesn'tmater as she has an excellent job as a government litigator.
by Lloyd Johnson December 24, 2007
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Aladdin Jovany

Prince Aladdin Jovany is from royalty and is extremely handsome.
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alasdair

The act of inserting your penis up one's nose and pissing in it.
'Alasdair-ing is so gross'
by - [ Dark Assassin ] - March 15, 2007
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Aladdin's Haggis

I shagged her up the Aladdin's Haggis!
by Hairy MacFat June 11, 2006
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Aladdin's slippers

Breasts so pert the nipples point upwards like the way aladdin's slippers always appear to be curled upwards.
Those are some fine aladdin's slippers on that bitch's chest
by Robotnik in disguise April 16, 2009
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Aladdin

When a penis bearing member of society is recieving oral sex from a bald person, and right before the person ejaculates they rub the bald person's head and makes a wish.
Last night Bob gave me an Aladdin and my wish "came" true.
by Luke and Andy November 2, 2004
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