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The Akron hammer

Guy 1. did you see the Akron hammer got leaked
Guy 2. What??
by Pe do file June 8, 2022
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University of Akron

The shittiest excuse for a school ever created. The only people who attend this school are people who can't get into an actual college. If you go here you are most likely a drug addict or prostitute and will eventually get an STD. The fraternities are widely known for date raping any and every male, female or other (i.e. animal or transgender) that comes within a half mile radius of their house. They are extremely ghetto and at some point you will probably be involved in either a mugging, stabbing, shooting, curb stomp, or all out gang war. Going to this school basically dooms your life into a miserable black hole of poverty, depression and alcoholism.
The University of Akron is the sorriest excuse for higher education known to man.
by Crakron December 9, 2010
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The Akron Hammer

The greatest basketball player ever to play in the category of those that will finish their careers HAVING NEVER WON ONE RING.
Mark: Dude, LeBron is lighting it up tonight.

Jon: I know it dude, it's just too bad THE AKRON HAMMER always chokes in the playoffs, and blames it on everyone but won't take the blame himself. He will not even shake hands after he loses because he is an awful sore loser, Mark.
by The Judge123 November 11, 2009
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The Akron Hammer (verb)

Verb can also be a noun
A sexual move:
in which you cum in a girls then you punch her in the stomach. you punch her in the stomach to prevent her from getting pregnant.

can also be done after oral sex.
Last night my girlfriend asked me to do The Akron Hammer (verb), so now i have to dump her, cause she is crazy
by King HAMMER December 25, 2009
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Aaron Bradley

Aaron Bradley is the type of person to end a 2-year relationship for a free big-mac at McDonald's.
Aaron Bradley:
A virgin simp who pretends to be bisexual in order to get laid.
by Portlethen Academy August 30, 2020
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Aaron Burr

Someone Who is remembered mostly for Shooting Alexander Hamilton.
He was portrayed in the musical 'Hamilton' as someone who did not support Women's rights, but who was actually very supporting of Women's rights, and homeschooled his Daughter, Theodosia Burr Jr, as he believed that she should have been able to learn everything men did back then.
Aaron Burr was actually Physically Abused by his uncle,Timothy Edwards, while under his care, and Had a sister, named Sarah, or 'Sally'.
"Pardon me, Are you Aaron Burr, sir?"
by AlexTrashyBoi August 7, 2019
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the Aaron effect

(from the tik tok star @/aaronsee)
when someone is feeling exceptionaly bold and horny and starts talking/doing (about) sexual stuff
kevin: *does something nasty*
random person: ew why is he doing that
other person: idk dude must be the aaron effect
by Ssmileybesson November 3, 2019
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