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Ahmed by Peeh6 December 24, 2019
1. Popular male Arabic name.

2. An expression a paedophile uses when approaching children.
1. Hi! My name is Ahmed, and I'm not a suicide bomber.

2. AHMED! I have caaaandyy Ahmed! Don't tell your mother Ahmed.
Ahmed by HerBlondHighness November 22, 2017
Known to be a gay although he has no ass, he is the supreme leader of illuminaties and look like a lamp post.
His favourite toy is a dildo or a vibrator that he likes to use. He is a fooking tall bitch that has his head over the clowds. He eat only caned food because food regularly takes 10 months to reach his stomache and another 10 to find its way out through his anus.
A thin long gay is said to be ahmed
Ahmed by MakeAmericaGreat April 18, 2019
FAT, CHIKEN NUGGET AND a person that has boobs bigger than my mom
omg look at ahmed's big boobs!!!!!1
AHMED by uffff5344 March 8, 2018
Name for an extremely attractive male, he is very intelligent and adored by all. He is very dirty minded but has quite a small penis.
I wish my boyfriend was as attractive as Ahmed!
Ahmed by Hilda Morhange February 13, 2018
A funny arab boy that Can jump very long and high, he Also has a monster cock.
Person 1:Im very hurt in My ass
Person 2: you probably fucked an Ahmed.
Ahmed by GäcdaShunå December 11, 2016