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Ahmed

Ahmed is the sexiest boy alive, scientifically he has a huge penis, he hates all Trevors because they have a small penis, but Szandreds, on the other hand, has a huge dick and they are married
OMG, that dick is Huge Ahmed.
by #trevor is gay December 15, 2018
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You are ahmed
by Peeh6 December 24, 2019
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Ahmed

1. Popular male Arabic name.

2. An expression a paedophile uses when approaching children.
1. Hi! My name is Ahmed, and I'm not a suicide bomber.

2. AHMED! I have caaaandyy Ahmed! Don't tell your mother Ahmed.
by HerBlondHighness November 22, 2017
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Known to be a gay although he has no ass, he is the supreme leader of illuminaties and look like a lamp post.
His favourite toy is a dildo or a vibrator that he likes to use. He is a fooking tall bitch that has his head over the clowds. He eat only caned food because food regularly takes 10 months to reach his stomache and another 10 to find its way out through his anus.
A thin long gay is said to be ahmed
by MakeAmericaGreat April 18, 2019
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FAT, CHIKEN NUGGET AND a person that has boobs bigger than my mom
omg look at ahmed's big boobs!!!!!1
by uffff5344 March 8, 2018
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Name for an extremely attractive male, he is very intelligent and adored by all. He is very dirty minded but has quite a small penis.
I wish my boyfriend was as attractive as Ahmed!
by Hilda Morhange February 13, 2018
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A funny arab boy that Can jump very long and high, he Also has a monster cock.
Person 1:Im very hurt in My ass
Person 2: you probably fucked an Ahmed.
by GäcdaShunå December 11, 2016
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