agnes irwin

Definition of an Agnes Irwin girl: Wearing cashmere sweaters, Gucci sunglasses, and Tiffanys galore, these Philadelphian socialits take pride in their top notch prepatory education, the Agnes Irwin School. Arriving in BMWs, Audis, or Land Rovers, these blondes (if not outwardly, then at least at heart) not only know how to calculate daddy's trust fund, but also their 1300> SAT score. Special skills include superior hair flipping, being tan all year round, and looking sexy in a white buttondown shirt, collar up. When not applying to the top universities in the country, these AIS ladies may be spotted at parties with an Ivy League bound hunk, while taking shots of expensive liquor from their families wine cellars. Ultimately defined as one of beauty, wealth, and brains, an AIS girl will carry on the tradition of charming you with her classy styles and grace.

"Sometimes Irwins makes me want to run myself into a wall"

by class of 2005 February 12, 2005

Agnes Irwin

Yeah what everyone else says is true about Irwins girls and how they look and act and that stuff, but there are a few who are not like that at all and trust me i know! Some girls there hate the main line factor of the school and even through i think all the girls can hemm kilts very well that doesn't mean they are like all the other girls there. My friends there hate all those blonde girls who wear all the pearls, they are into rock and metal music and don't have to take all this staireotyping from people. Just because there are girls there who are VERY preppy doesn't mean there aren't any other girls there you are the complete opposite!

'I wish that Irwins actually suported individuality, like they say they do. I mean whats up with all this main line preppy stuff?'

by Duckster April 11, 2005

agnes irwin school

everyone needs to shut up and get lives. an agnes irwin girl is just like any other girl and you all should honestly eat shit (:

"i go to the agnes irwin school, fuck off"

by smellmypits June 26, 2009

Agnes Irwin

A WAAAAY better school than Baldwin or EA.

p.s. Ford08 (who is obviously a Baldwin FREAK), you didn't even spell "pathetic" correctly (just proves how much dumber Baldwin is than Irwins).

Haverford Hottie: Ew, does that loser-dork who's picking her nose and is trying to wear an xsmall -- even though she is obviously an xlarge -- go to your school, Agnes Irwin Hottie ?

Irwins Hottie: Why no, Haverford Hottie. Dorky sluts don't go to MY school. She must go to...

Haverford Hottie & Irwins Hottie: BALDWIN!

by Agnesirwinchick<3 April 5, 2008

Agnes Irwin School

A private all-girls school on the Main Line which breeds eating disorders and low self-esteem. About 6 or 7 percent of women in the United States suffer from an eating disorder, but about 40 percent of Agnes Irwin girls think they're too fat and need to lose weight before J. Crew's new spring line comes out and will result to spending lunch in the library or sneaking off to the secret bathroom next to the theater to vom.
Every other high school in America may have the average slacker/burnout population, but at Agnes Irwin the biggest slacker is someone who doesn't get 9 copies of APUSH notes before the test - which Wigs will almost invariably score an A-/B+ - a tragedy to Irwins' girls. But these high-strung, uptight, and might I add hungry young women know how to get down on the weekends. You might spot an Irwin's girl getting her grind on at a Haverford mixer, swilling at a house party (most likely held at a mansion where the parents have jetted out of town for the weekend), or blowing lines in a bathroom stall at Shampoo. Well, I guess you wouldn't see her blowing lines, but trust me she is. Overall a prestigious academic institution instilling in its students a weird obsession with grades, being thin, and knowing the most boys.

"Well, she's not Agnes Irwin School skinny, but she's thin."

by truthhurts26 September 28, 2008

Agnes-Hannah

The bare minimum always. Feeds on leftover glory from others. Somehow promiscuous? While still being visually unappealing.

Person A: Who is that? Oh wait nevermind.
Person B: You were right to say nevermind, that's Agnes-Hannah.

by Tiktoktiptop May 7, 2018

agnes irwin

a great school for classy,intelligent young women (leave the trashiness to baldwin) on the mainline.FUll of major hotties who r probs dating a sexy havy boy who will never leave her for a baldwin pig. or you might even see her out with a meathead from EA They party harder than they study and manage to have all all A's and still play lax,field hockey,soccer and tennis.

All in all a waaaaaay better school than baldwin or Ea if you didnt know.

Agnes Irwin girls don't need to grind on havys at the mixers to get them to like her..they already have plans to invite her to their beach house and party on their private yacht.

by AIS ALLDAY BABY March 20, 2011