adultering

when you commit adultery; cheating

She divorced me because I was adultering.

by biiiiiiiihhhhhhhhhhhhupyuj November 28, 2017

adultery

insemination of any form, inclusive of artificial insemination.

God committed adultery as evidenced by the birth of Jesus. He thus violated his own commandment. Bastard.

by mootpoint August 16, 2006

adulterizing

A slang term for committing adultery, or cheating on a spouse.

Man, you heard that tom got caught cheating on his wife?

Yeah bro, fella shouldn't have been adulterizing.

by tommy dog2 April 17, 2011

adultergarten

A school or class where adults learn things by playing

Adultergarten comes from the German words Adulter ("adults") and Garten ("garden"). A garden of adults is a lovely and poetic image for a classroom full of antsy grown-ups trying their hardest to master basic skills and ideas through creative and interactive lessons.

Dick and Jim learned to create elegant graphs using finger-paints during Adultergarten class today.

by PlayDHD January 17, 2017

Adulteress

A female Adult (females over the age of 18)

Cameron Diaz is a famous Adulteress

by Brian Patel April 4, 2008

adultren

Adults that behave like children

"That bar is always filled with adultren"

by Knee Toe December 17, 2015

Adultler

Like an Adulterer, but much worse. Someone who cheats on their spouse so much, they are akin to the Hitler of dating. It is rumoured that the original Adultler had as many as 6 million affairs in an event dubbed "The Hole-a-caust". Hole-a-Caust deniers say this is greatly exaggerated and that the actual number is likely much lower, perhaps 10 or 20.

"Well, duh... of course he cheated on you... he's a total Adultler"

"You sir, are worse than Hitler - you're an Adultler"
Source: adamfromtheblok, Canada, eh?

by adamfromtheblok December 18, 2005