academic crush

An intense, non-sexual attraction to a person of great knowledge, authority, or experience, such as a professor, historian, political figure, scientist, or author. Persons affected by this syndrome may respond to the target by blushing, giggling, and avoiding eye contact after meeting or during conversations, much like the response of many people when they experience a romantic crush on another person.

"Amy developed an academic crush on Professor Potts during Shakespeare 352 Winter semester. If she could have, she would have loved to listen to him talk in iambic pentameter all day. But when she tried to talk to him after class, she suddenly found she couldn't say anything intelligent at all."

by FeliceLovesCats February 2, 2010

Ark John Keats Academy

The most strictest fakest roadman school ever. Teachers are bare giving checks (warnings) and catch ups (detentions) for no reason and they don't even tell you until they read out the list. Teachers don't do shit at that school and serve the most unseasoned food ever . Worse than white people food . And they also won't let you sit down at lunch until they say so and they won't let you run in the courtyard bc they say we have "no energy to burn down" the excuses. Also there are bare bullies/fake ppl roaming there and teachers dgaf. Worst school in Enfield Idek how Ofsted rated it outstanding. And they are always bragging that we are in the best school ever when ppl go there bc our parent's cant afford a private school . Teachers literally come into your class just to use their phones then leave like what was the fucking point but then we can't use our phones? Also the teacher stalk you all the way home man. Bare creeps. The school is a fucking hell hole . Also the school confiscates your phone for 2 weeks and excludes you for using it "inappropriately"🙄🔫💔✋🏽🗡🔵

A new person in AJK: First day at school!

AJK: Welcome to your first day at hell.

Ark John Keats Academy is a Hell school, safe yourselfs.

by Your deceased nan xoxo November 21, 2020

Chelsea Academy

chelsea academy is the shittest place on earth where teachers such as Miss Whittle, Mr Whitley and the weird guy who waits outside the school gate every morning care about taking your coat of inside, chewing gum and hearing a phone ring more than bullying and our actual education. The poor yr group:yr 9 some could say that we are the best however we suffer unconditionally with Ms Thakerer who is our favourite English teacher by day and the moany Deputy Head of year by night kmt then we have and THOMLINSON who is a alcoholic clearly, Ms Heatherington the lesbo etcccc in conclusion don’t come to our school

Neeky girl on tik tok: Ayo Chelsea Academy check

Ayo: shut up man yur breath stinks

by Jaimee Horgan April 28, 2020

Hinckley Academy

Formerly known as JCC, the school has recently shifted away from the production of chavs which inhibit the Town and towards the breeding of the more modern, 21st century version: the Roadman. A ripped puffer jacket on the school gates is an ever-present sight, the sign that one gang of roadmen has sabotaged another and thus removed their leader of the right to wear a north face jacket in July and to use language such as blud, fam or init. The school's inability to get on top of the theft issue has had a profound effect on the standard of teaching, with only 32% of teachers reported having more than 3 chairs and an interactive 'smart'board. This, inevitably, had a major impact on the growth of the roadmen numbers, with gang leaders using the time it takes teachers to set up the old-fashioned chalkboard to teach classmates roadmen dialect, which will later be used in the afternoon's shoplift when one member of the gang subdues the owner with their confusing accent while the leader smuggles a monster energy drink through the door under their puffer jacket. At home-time you'd be mistaken for thinking some sort of bmx race takes place on the premises by the amount of roadmen with bikes waiting outside the school gates but they are in fact expelled pupils who have the sudden desire, after being expelled, to rock up on their bikes en-masse and wait for their mates outside the gates every day, subsequently putting any members of staff off leaving school grounds before 5pm.

mother: son, why is my bank account saying £250 spent on a mountain warehouse coat, its June?
Year 7 child: I'm starting Hinckley Academy in September init!

by Suntan Dave October 21, 2020

Franklin Academy East Haddam

A place of hell. Founder Freddy Westerbeck (yes related to the TCAP guy) believed that children should be seen and never heard of again, and thus found the easiest targets to be kids with such disorders as autism, anxiety, ADD, and inceldom to be the most fit, as they werent retarded enough to where they couldn't be used for labor but could be convinced that anarcho socialism was the way to achieve the new world order.. Field trips include trips to Dollar General, gay pride parades, and the crack dens of Middletown and East Hartford. The school while presenting itself as a haven for social justice and multiculturalism, is 99% white, and regularly expells all students of african ancestory for "being too animalistic" in the founders words. The teachers also enjoy photographing the younger girls and teachers who try and stop this are fired and stripped of all communications with their families. Students are kept in prison like concrete buildings filled with signs saying "words are violence" and "let fred come into your body". It is a scary place

Friend one - "So I might be going to Franklin Academy East Haddam to help with my social anxiety"
Friend two - "Bro my brothers old classmate went there, they totally fucked with his head and filled his head with psycotic shit. Freakin mess that guy"
Friend one - "on god?"

by Man of the street August 23, 2022

The Umbrella Academy

a comic book series by Gerard Way and illustrated by Gabriel Bá.

The series includes:
Apocalypse Suite
Dallas
Hotel Oblivion

It is expected to have a television adaptation be released February 15, 2019

On the same day in 1989, forty-three infants are inexplicably born to random, unconnected women who showed no signs of pregnancy the day before. Seven are adopted by Sir Reginald Hargreeves, a billionaire industrialist, who creates The Umbrella Academy and prepares his “children” to save the world. But not everything went according to plan. In their teenage years, the family fractured and the team disbanded. Now, the six surviving thirty-something members reunite upon the news of Hargreeves’ passing.

by Gourtiom December 29, 2018

Mossbourne Victoria Park Academy

Mossbourne Victoria Park Academy otherwise known as MVPA is the most duttiest school in the 9. The teachers breath bang like coffee and you’ll be lucky if you don’t get spat on when they’re screaming down your ear hole.

“Rah you go Mossbourne Victoria park academy , I heard you’re not allowed a skin fade there”
“Yea , we have to walk around looking like we have mops on our heads”

by urmumsagaydonkey January 2, 2020