Absorbious

on another level of oblivious; too absorbed into something to even know what is going on in front of them

Person 1: God damnit, you absorbious bitch, you just had to ruin the one good thing I did to the discord server, didn't you?
Person 2: Sorry I was drawing, what were you saying?

by Locally June 9, 2022

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absorbing your nutrients

the act of sucking your own cock.

Hey Paul! have you ever tried absorbing your nutrients?

what the fuck is that

by GuyInSpace August 30, 2023

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absorb the knowledge

(verb) to flip somebody off while saying "absorb the knowledge." Usually said when you disagree with someone or want them to know you're not interested in what they're saying.

Person 1: "hey man can give you give me a ride home?"

Person 2: "how about you absorb the knowledge."

"She knocked on my door asking to get back together. I told her to absorb the knowledge."

"I wish I could tell my boss to absorb the knowledge."

by highschool45 May 13, 2023

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Absorbine Jr.

has provided fast, effective and lasting pain relief for sore muscles, arthritis and stiffness.

Absorbine Jr., named after W.F. Young’s son, Junior, was developed specifically for humans – for fast, long lasting and effective relief of pain, stiffness and muscle aches

by Wendysfg May 25, 2023

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