Absolute chad

Refers to a person of the highest standards and that is perfect at everything with no flaws, will act upon what they wish to without hesitation or regard for authority, highly respected by others
by Aceaviation August 09, 2019
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Absolutely Glovered

To be worn out by spending your time next to someone with no "banter". Talks exclusively about things you could not care less about. Often harmful to mental health.
I was stuck in his room for more than half an hour, in the end I was absolutely glovered.
by salsamaster1991 May 15, 2011
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Absolutely bananas

When someone is talking about something crazy or something is not going right
by Princelol December 01, 2019
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absolute banger

A song that's so good, you always crank the volume up. Something all your friends listen to.
Brad: "Hey Matt, want to listen to this song?"
Matt: "You know it, this song is an absolute banger!"
by JakeBallz7 November 04, 2021
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Absolute Unit

“Hey you see that big guy over there that looks like Dr Robotnic?”

“Yeah that guys an absolute unit!”
by Panda Halo June 10, 2018
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Absolute Virtue

Often considered the most difficult Notorious Monster in Final Fantasy XI. An entity prisoned by 7 Jailers. Much confusion existed concerning the first Linkshell to legitimately defeat said creature without utilizing the use of glitches. Recently having been "gimped" a touch, it has been beaten many times, although, the majority of those victories being from the use of many Kraken Club wielding Dark Knights.
"We fought Absolute Virtue for 3 hours and we can't beat him... hmm... I KNOW... LET'S NERF HIM!!!
by Capeten January 24, 2009
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absolute crab

When things aren't going to plan, for better or for worse, they are going "absolute crab."

Someone could also be an absolute crab if they are being a mad lad.
"Man I can't believe we got disqualified"
"Thats's absolute crab bro that sucks"

"Shut up man you're being an absolute crab right now"
by psees September 19, 2019
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