Referred to as "the green fairy" due to it's green coloring. Used by many famous authors and artists including Hemingway, Wilde, and Picasso. Causes hallucination and severe drunkenness. Traditionally taken with a cube of sugar and an absinthe spoon but you should drink it any way you can get it down. Very strong.
by Allie March 28, 2005
Get the absinthe mug.1. Having no balls; weak and worthless like a jellyfish.
2. Lacking the ability to stand for what is right in the face of criticism.
3. Appeasement.
2. Lacking the ability to stand for what is right in the face of criticism.
3. Appeasement.
Mr. Douche parades around the office like a Badass until he's challenged, then he comes down with an acute case of Testicular Absenteeism.
by RorschachNEOCON May 15, 2012
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1. The state of being away.
2. The time during which one is away.
3. Lack
4. The state of being absent-minded; inattentiveness: absence of mind.
2. The time during which one is away.
3. Lack
4. The state of being absent-minded; inattentiveness: absence of mind.
by Greggie ^ ^ September 29, 2005
Get the Absence mug.Strong alcoholic beverage that contains Artemesia Absinthium(also known as wormwood)alkaloids. Its usually green in color but turns white when diluted with water. The wormwood alkaloids cause a trip much like DXM, despite contrary belief there are no actual hallucinations, its more of an en opening of the mind to the real world around oneself around you. It was drank by a lot of famous artists, and writers such as Picasso, Edgar Allan Poe, and other deranged people of that time period.
by Marlboro January 4, 2006
Get the absinthe mug.A description of a typical inhabitant of Accenture, a so-called "management consultancy".
A description of someone emotionally lobotomised and programmed to create large decks of Microsoft Powerpoint slides at random. They "communicate" with each other using random verbiage generators. Accenture bots do not eat, rather they go to expensive resteraunts and argue about who knows more about the menus. They then order, pay and leave without eating as a demonstration of "thinking outside the box about process"
Assenterbots simulate aspects of the human behaviour called "annual leave"; they may go on holiday on a yacht in Thailand, they will still attend 2 hour daily conference calls.
Once an assenterbot decides to leave the Collective, other members of the Collective will ignore it in corridors.
A description of someone emotionally lobotomised and programmed to create large decks of Microsoft Powerpoint slides at random. They "communicate" with each other using random verbiage generators. Accenture bots do not eat, rather they go to expensive resteraunts and argue about who knows more about the menus. They then order, pay and leave without eating as a demonstration of "thinking outside the box about process"
Assenterbots simulate aspects of the human behaviour called "annual leave"; they may go on holiday on a yacht in Thailand, they will still attend 2 hour daily conference calls.
Once an assenterbot decides to leave the Collective, other members of the Collective will ignore it in corridors.
Jim had to work with three assenterbots. They spent three months to prepare a 1000 slide presentation that took two days to show. By that time, Jim had already designed and implemented a new system - so he kicked their asses out the door!
by MrPi October 1, 2006
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I was walking past a vegan restaurant one day when I was suddenly overcome by the Absentia Lardum Effect. I immediately proceeded to the nearest fast food chain for a double bacon cheeseburger.
by Verosumatic October 5, 2016
Get the The Absentia Lardum Effect mug.An absentee fan is someone who claims to be a huge fan of a sport and/or a team. This person will own a ton of apparel for said sport/team, and watch sportscenter for highlights of that sport/team often. However, this person will never, ever watch actual games of said sport/team, and they will never be emotionally affected by the outcome of that sport/team.
One person may be an absentee fan of multiple sports and multiple teams.
One person may be an absentee fan of multiple sports and multiple teams.
John: Hey Steve, we are all going to watch the Yankees ALDS game at Rick's house tonight, do you want to come?
Steve: Sorry man, I wanted to catch up on some cleaning tonight. Maybe next time. I'll just watch the highlights on sportscenter. I hope the Yankees win though.
Rick (after Steve leaves): Don't worry John, Steve is just an absentee fan.
Steve: Sorry man, I wanted to catch up on some cleaning tonight. Maybe next time. I'll just watch the highlights on sportscenter. I hope the Yankees win though.
Rick (after Steve leaves): Don't worry John, Steve is just an absentee fan.
by Yanksrule56 June 4, 2010
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