absent mothers

Mothers that #1: should not have been mothers.
They were always absent in taking care of their children.
These mothers end up with disfunctional children.
Unfortunately the children pay the price, because of the selfish mother.

Disfunctional absent mothers breed disfunctional children. And it's unfortunate for the children.

by str June 11, 2006

abscess

A right pain in the arse.

"Oh, that's an abscess, that is."

by Stephen W. Thomas October 18, 2004

Abservation

Looking and comparing midsections when out people watching.

Look at that hotties stomach! (Friend) Hey dude that's some serious bit of abservation!

by Paul Khanna June 27, 2008

Abscess

1.A collection of pus formed by tissue destruction in an inflamed area of a localized infection.
2.A cavity that is formed by liquefactive necrosis within solid tissue.

1. To form an abscess.
2. The pus formed an abscess which later turned to yellow crust.

by blammord April 19, 2006

absession

The state of being very obsessed with having the perfect look of abs and waist area.

absessed (adj)

mom: honey, stop having that absession.
teen boy: mom I have no absession, I just wanna have six-pack abs!

by aboood January 22, 2010

abscond

You ESCAPE from somewhere that has walls or chains, but you abscond from somewhere where the only deterant is that you are not ALLOWED to leave, but there are no physical confines e.g. .

your school or an open prison

by The Flapsdaddy June 14, 2004

Arsechop

A rough translation of an ancient Taiwanese martial arts move in which the attacker thrusts the edge of his open palm deep into the soft ass crack of his or her opponent. This blow traditionally results in the opponent having a twitchy anus, and making them walk with a mild waddle for five or six steps.

Master Oki did an arsechop on his student. Unfortunately his student's parents were watching at the time, so now he has a lot of explaining to do.

by Master Oki February 1, 2009