Has huge tits and an undefeated ass. Usually a bioengineering major that swallows EE majors' cum like water.
by dantedante June 15, 2023
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Get the Assty mug.An "Astyn" is a female who farts incredibly loud and smelly. An Astyn will make you want to throw your body out of the car when she lets one loose unexpectedly. Usually, an Astyn chooses to keep the fart silent in hope of having people around her freak out all of a sudden gasping for air.
I was in the library next to the bathrooms today and heard an Astyn in the bathroom let one loose. As soon as the girl walked out I started gagging.
by rooomie April 26, 2009
Get the Astyn mug.A short kid that thinks hes all that. to make him self feel better hes mean to other people. he thinks every girl likes him. but like nobody likes him. he thinks hes the skinniest person in the world. not after those ten chocolate shakes. he needs to learn some manners or hes gonna end up getting his ass kicked soon. hes a little punk kid. and doesnt know the meanings of shower soap shampoo conditioner and tooth paste. hes to busy worrying about how his hair looks which its not really that cool cause it always looks greasy.
girl: did you see that new kid today? his hair is gross looking hes short and full of him self.
other girl: yeah i did see him. hes like a total Ashtyn.
other girl: yeah i did see him. hes like a total Ashtyn.
by fuckadog June 11, 2008
Get the Ashtyn mug.a mythological greek hero, but much more interestingly a videogame with a kick-ass plot (drama, death, sacrifice, scary dreams, guys with naked thighs, everything!) for the NES.
"Astyanax... Astyanax... you are chosen or something... come rescue me..." -- dream thingy with groovy music
by ColdFusion July 12, 2003
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