A better pronunciation of the original asswipe..........so real asswipes wont know what the hell you are talking about!!!
What's up asswipe ( AHZ-WEEP-A)
by ME October 16, 2003
(Snob, snaps fingers or rings a bell) "Oh, asswipe?!" (Asswipe) "Yes, sir?" (S) "Would you mind wiping my ass?" (A) "Not at all, sir."
by crazykrazyqrazy December 04, 2007
1. An idiot or seemingly stupid individual. or someone who is just being an asshole.
2. Lawbringer, a Paladin on the Daggerspine US server.
2. Lawbringer, a Paladin on the Daggerspine US server.
"He is so godamed stupid...... freakin asswipe, he once put a beastslaying enchant on a healing mace."
("freakin" is always prior to "asswipe")
("freakin" is always prior to "asswipe")
by Archemedez November 02, 2007
by Taniya Baker December 03, 2014
A. Worthless person that always shows up uninvited to ruin everyones day and they are the only one that has a great time.
Here comes asswipe
by Larryandmary September 05, 2017
Person 1: lad could u bring me some asswipe!
Person 2: no
OR
Person 1: I stole your vbucks.
Person 2: You fucking asswipe
Person 2: no
OR
Person 1: I stole your vbucks.
Person 2: You fucking asswipe
by ‘_’ February 13, 2019
Wow that napkin makes a great ass wipe. Damn, I always new Donald Trump's butler was an asswipe, but I didn't realize it was part of his job till I saw him cleaning his butt in the john.
by wank December 23, 2004