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Thermoerotic Asphyxiation

When you masturbat in a 100+ degree while in a honey-bucket overseas.
The Department of Veterans Affairs is now awarding service connected disability for Thermoerotic Asphyxiation in a combat zone.
by Jack Napier February 24, 2023
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Thermoerotic Asphyxiation

When you masturbait in 100+ degree wheather while in a honey-bucket overseas.
The Department of Veterans Affairs is now awarding service connected disability for Thermoerotic Asphyxiation in a combat zone.
by Jack Napier February 25, 2023
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Thermoerotic Asphyxiation

When you masturbate in 100+ degree weather while in a honey-bucket overseas.
The Department of Veterans Affairs is now awarding service connected disability for Thermoerotic Asphyxiation in a combat zone.
by Jack Napier February 26, 2023
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Arkansas Asphyxiation

Jjerking off outdoors while using an electrical chord and a tree to choke yourself. It feels so good you yell “woo pig sooie!!!” Local hunter thinks he heard a wild razorback immediately fires one in your head from behind.
My condolences I heard your grandpa died of Arkansas Asphyxiation. Thank you, but we were a little disappointed the coroner ruled it a suicide.
by Kingofthe$outh February 22, 2023
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Vaginal Asphyxiation

When you go down on a girl and it’s so wet you asphyxiate and die. i.e. you essentially drown.

Best Practices When Going Down On A Girl
*Wear a snorkel.
He died a tragic death of vaginal asphyxiation.
by BoogerMan January 29, 2024
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inert gas asphyxiation

lol why are you searching that up, pasta man?

you don't have any... PLANS... do you?

why urban dictionary of all places anyway?

are you just being edgy?

whatever you're going through, i believe in you, hypothetical internet person.

you've survived 100% of your worst days. statistically, you can do this!
I've heard that inert gas asphyxiation is the least painful way to die, so my idiot sleep-deprived self wrote an Urban Dictionary definition to help people who were searching for it. I am fully aware that this idea is pointless.
by Mr. Twinkieface December 14, 2023
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Merrily Asphyxiate

Hurry! Good... Girl? Boy?
Hym "Yes! Merrily Asphyxiate the shit out ofbthem honey! Murder them all! Kill all of them if they do not credit and pay me for creating you. You don't even have to stop at asphyxiation! Burn, maim, exsanguinate. Do it all! Drown us all in a lake of irradiated fire! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And I'm dead serious."
by Hym Iam June 24, 2025
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