asif

a term used to describe the masters of the art of sexual pleasure. Trained to perfection at all sex positions and sex styles.

Whoa! look at those asifs over there! i wish they notice me, my boyfriend is a pussy when it comes to sex

by german shepard owns November 8, 2009

asain goggles

It's when the male testicle sack is put on someones eyes. Therefore making the eyes covered up.

When my friend fell asleep I put asian googles on his eyes, when he woke up he thought he was blind.

by Robbie Young April 7, 2004

Asif

Its an Arabic name Meaning "Riches" "one with alot of money"

my name is asif

by Duke™ November 6, 2012

assify; assified

Assify
adj or v. - "ass-eh-fi(ed)"
1.Anything displeasing to the point of repluse.
2.Putrid

Synonym: Shitty

1)Dont assify the situation.

2)Who assified the room?

3)That's one assified face!

by T.A. August 5, 2004

ASAMFGDCSP

Acronym for "As Soon As Mother Fucking God Damn Cock Sucking Possible". Used online mostly in message boards and chat rooms.

Woman, make me a sandwich ASAMFGDCSP!

by Cleveland.com/forums/browns August 7, 2010

asiff

Most handsome guy or boy in the world.Always kind to others,Very friendly to other,Girls easily attract to him like a giant magnet.

Last night we are asiff in the club

by Your Grandddaaaddd December 29, 2017

assification

the misuse by UCLA professors of the term "acidification" during academic lectures on concerning the pH of ocean water.

the gradual increase in obtaining ass

oceans continue to assify

increased assification in the oceans

by Thailand sustainable wildcard July 13, 2009