When you create a parking space where one doesn't exist; usually with hazard flashers. Most often in the fire lane in front of the door at a store, but could also be at the end of an existing row of parking spaces.
I can't get out of the parking lot; someone did Armenian Valet and I can't get around them to the exit.
by David VonDoom February 05, 2016
A sex position involving a man or woman on hands and knees while a man sits on top of their shoulder blades, a third man blows the man on top while fucking the man or women on the bottom in the ass or vagina.
by Carlos Danger 5 April 22, 2017
While a girl is sleeping you shave your pubes, then jizz on her face and when she wakes up you throw the pubes on and around her face.
My girlfriend ate the big piece of chicken, so I waited til she fell asleep and gave her an Armenian Handshake.
by kudaze July 27, 2010
by AmazingJa November 04, 2019
wana be armenians who think they are cool and lost everything so they blame it on everyone besides themseles (im full armenian)
by esk youge pokatsa, aper yes es youg of kartoshka em sarkoom erekeki hamar December 29, 2004
A sex move similar to the grumpkin, except that in addition to receiving fellatio while shitting, one also eats a sandwich in the process, particularly a greasy, meaty sandwich like a philly cheesesteak or italian sub.
Mike: Yo, I got the chubby armenian from Nancy last night.
Steve: No way! What you eat on there?
Mike: A fuckin footlong sub from Fat Lou's!
Steve: No way! What you eat on there?
Mike: A fuckin footlong sub from Fat Lou's!
by Fab Five April 04, 2007
n when a man over 300lbs lays his obesely fat stomach jelly rolls over the woman completely covering her, like a blanket while she attempts to perform poop sex with the one individual
by Cody (drakone) June 20, 2006