Crypto Armenian

People with Armenian heritage typically residing in Turkey who hid their Armenian ancestry after the Armenian genocide of 1915 to avoid persecution and discrimination. They are typically Turkish people with full or partial ethnic Armenian origin. They can also be called hidden Armenians.

My Kurdish friend just found out he's actually a Crypto Armenianhiding from the genocide, yeah he's having a bit of an identity crisis.

by cerealcrusader January 18, 2022

armenian armchair

A sex position involving a man or woman on hands and knees while a man sits on top of their shoulder blades, a third man blows the man on top while fucking the man or women on the bottom in the ass or vagina.

Last night it got wild, mike, matt and I got involved in an armenian armchair.

by Carlos Danger 5 April 22, 2017

Armenian Handshake

While a girl is sleeping you shave your pubes, then jizz on her face and when she wakes up you throw the pubes on and around her face.

My girlfriend ate the big piece of chicken, so I waited til she fell asleep and gave her an Armenian Handshake.

by kudaze July 27, 2010

the Armenian surprise

a sex move preformed by revealing your massive penis to your sexual partner for the first time

ay, baby let me do the Armenian surprise

by AmazingJa November 4, 2019

Armenian Power

wana be armenians who think they are cool and lost everything so they blame it on everyone besides themseles (im full armenian)

dude armenian power blows

by esk youge pokatsa, aper yes es youg of kartoshka em sarkoom erekeki hamar December 29, 2004

chubby armenian

A sex move similar to the grumpkin, except that in addition to receiving fellatio while shitting, one also eats a sandwich in the process, particularly a greasy, meaty sandwich like a philly cheesesteak or italian sub.

Mike: Yo, I got the chubby armenian from Nancy last night.
Steve: No way! What you eat on there?
Mike: A fuckin footlong sub from Fat Lou's!

by Fab Five December 24, 2008

Armenian Sandbag

n when a man over 300lbs lays his obesely fat stomach jelly rolls over the woman completely covering her, like a blanket while she attempts to perform poop sex with the one individual

"If you dont shut the fuck up i will Armenian Sandbag yo Ass."

by Cody (drakone) June 20, 2006