apples on a stick

a hand game played by kids starts with hands in a praying posture and slaping them once then slapping up then under the hands tapping the side of your hip and snaping

apples on a stick is the coolest hand game

by your mom and meeeeeeee December 16, 2011

Apples to Apples

The act of handcuffing one's balls to another man's balls.

Chase: Hey, if I go apples to apples someone tonight would you think less of me in the morning?
Brynton: Absolutely not.

by Chase the Penetrator November 26, 2016

apples, m8

adjective. A term that Australians use whenever something is easy for them. Also a term used by fellow cunts to brag about something being way to ez

Girl: Man, that test was as hard as that BBC I took last night.
Guy: Aw come on, that test was apples, m8
Girl: Shut up you bloody cunt

by Conrad25725 November 26, 2018

Apples Have Epilepsy

When you mishear something hilariously wrong because you couldn't really hear the speaker.

Named for a hilarious fail from The Pun Guys doing the Whisper Challenge, where one person wears "loud-ass headphones" and has to figure out the nonsensical sentence that is being said to them.

The opposite of this is "The Thin Rhino" (Also from The Pun Guys)

Dan: Camels eat sexy paper clips.
John: ...Apples have epilepsy!

*Dan dies laughing*

(Opposite version)

John: The thin rhino ate the possessed i-pod.

*Later*
John: The thin rhino...
Dan: The thin rhino?

John: YES!

Dan: What? Wow!!

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 24, 2020

Apples And Pears

two of the worst fruits ever, Never bring either into the T.A.R.D.I.S

"How about some Apples and pears? "

"No, I hate Pears, And Apples are rubbish.
How about a banana, bananas are good."

"Oh yay you watched more Doctor Who..."

by 42nd42 March 9, 2015

apples and oranges

The act of tantrum slobbing on ballsack's knob🍆

Tantrum loves apples and oranges in the dark on a friday night

by Canadian princess December 25, 2017

apples cherries and bananas

When my friend Maximus is high as hell and wont tell me how many fucking blunts he smoked

-from emily 2-17-16

Emily: your mad cracked out guys how much did you smoke
Max: I didnt smoke anything onlu apples cherries and bananas
Emily:your a real crackhead

by cat prints September 11, 2016