Amsterdam Oven

(n.) Similar to the Dutch oven, but replace the fart with the action of smoking weed with friends/enemies under a blanket.

Sweet dude, I really enjoyed blazing up that pot of conversation the other day in your Amsterdam oven.

by Just2DudesLooking4GoodTime April 24, 2010

Amsterdammertje

In the Netherlands we call a 0.25cl glass of beer, an Amsterdammertje. a fluitje is 0.19cl, Amsterdammertje is also known as vaasje, which means little vase litterally. Different sizes of beers have alot of different names in the netherlands.

Guest @ bar: hey, one amsterdammertje please.

Bartender: Amsterdammertje? whats that?

Guest @ bar: same as Vaasje

Bartender: Aahhh, how did I not know that im so stupiddddd... 3 euro's please

Guest @ bar: Are you fkin kidding me why so much

by Reddiebombastic February 21, 2011

Amsterdam

A place in upstate NY (Montgomery County). Also called "Rug City" Amsterdam was a bustling city at the turn of the century due to the factories which eventually led to it's economic downfall.

Have you ever been to Amsterdam?

Holland?

No, Amsterdam NY.

Oh.. no... never even heard of it.

by Jack January 31, 2005

amsterdam

capital of holland, also know as the netherlands, were the people speech dutch and smoke it as well. pot is not legal there it is toleranted, the same goes for prostitution and other soft drugs like shrooms, peyote, etc...

"Yo Adam! I'm shrooming so hard, we need to smoke a joint, whats that?, you forgot it in the hotel! Oh wait we're in Amsterdam, I see a cafe about a block away, boy was stressin' or what?!

by adam z. May 17, 2004

Amsterdaxtrous

adj.; The ability to smoke a joint or use a bong with either hand equally well; derives from the weed-rich Dutch city of Amsterdam and "ambidextrous".

The only way to smoke that blunt better is if you are amsterdaxtrous.

by Alhamcollegeconts July 4, 2016

Amsterdamned

What Bible-thumpers claim you'll be if you succumb to temptations of the flesh while "window shopping".

If I invite a hot-bodied street-walker to accompany me out of the Red-light District and travel to some remote location far from the city before I share a bouncy-bouncy with her, will I still be Amsterdamned?

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

Amsterdam Headlock

When fucking a hooker on her back, her legs with her panties around her ankles hold the back of your neck.

That broad got me in an Amsterdam Headlock last night

by Cosmic_Snakes February 25, 2021