tag along lesbian

A lesbian that likes to tag along with a group of people in social situations without asking or being invited. They are often considered annoying and are frequently made fun of behind thier back.

Charlie- Im excited to go to the pool!
Ryan- It wont be so much fun because Margret is coming.
Charlie- Margret??? Who invited her?!?
Ryan- No one, because she's a tag along lesbian.

by that thing on drew brees' face June 3, 2010

ride along

A friend that is only there when it's convenient or when things are going well. Someone that doesn't want to help or doesn't know how when times are difficult. The opposite of ride or die.

I asked her to help me move but she said she didn't feel like it. I knew she was that ride along.

by femshepftw June 8, 2016

pass-along favor

Where you "skip a step" when doing something nice in return for the kindly assistance of someone else.

The classic pass-along favor in its simplest form involves three people (Persons A, B, and C), and works as follows: Person A assists/accommodates Person B in some way, and so Person B wishes to return the favor. At that particular time, though, Person A does not have a need for anything that involves the skills/abilities that Person B happens to possess. Person A, however, either owes Person C a favor or is tasked with providing Person C with frequent care/assistance, and so Person A requests Person B to do something nice/helpful for Person C, thus saving Person A from having to assist Person C on that occasion.

by QuacksO July 15, 2018

Get along

To indulge in a friendship or relationship with someone.

I get along with my ex at the theater.

by Vab's Andy. May 18, 2020

Cum-along

When you pleasure yourself to the sounds of your roommates or neighbors having sex.

The people next door were having such loud sex last night I just had to cum-along for the ride.

by BIG SKY BP June 15, 2016

tag along

someone who does not belong aka must follow others to feel belonged

'who's the tag along behind'

by rob sonny March 4, 2009

Balls Gettin' Dragged The Fuck Along

A statement in order to convey that whomever has said this has absolutely no control of the situation. Also used in conjunction with Monkey Shit Fights, SNAFU, ATFU, FUBAR.

I don't know who the Dick driving this train is, but we are just the balls gettin' dragged the fuck along!

by JSP123 January 22, 2009