Alfons

A very sexy man, who everybody loves. He is super honest and super good looking, he smells like strawberrys and hes got an giant cock. He is a very lucky man and all the ladys love him.

Man you got a giant cock you are really a Alfons

by AIphaMaIe February 3, 2022

Alfonso

Alfonso is a very sexy human being and if you meet him then he’s the best friend you’ve ever had. All his ex’s are toxic but he’s still better than all of their current and future boyfriends because he’s built like a Greek God.

Girl 1: “is that Alfonso?”
Girl 2: “yh he’s sooooooo fitttttt”

by CremeBrulée August 3, 2022

Alfonso

Alfonso is a dude with a big nose. He is often confused for a Jewish person, but he looks more like an Arab guy. He will unleash his inner demons if provoked.

Yo I think Alfonso is gonna unleash his inner demons. He is going to rape you!

by RicardoLover October 16, 2022

Alfonso

An italian name for a man who is the master of making spaghetti

Alfonso: I'm-a the best-a pastamaker in-a town-a

by Thesayingsman665 September 6, 2023

Alfons

Alfons is a man who can’t live without a Tindra and is a king

“Wow isn’t that Alfons? I wonder where Tindra is then”

by tindrus November 6, 2023

Alfonso

Alfonso is big hearted person who will always be there for you.loves his family and friends and be such a gentlemen .He loves one girl and you will feel safe in his hands.

Jasmine:"I am sorry for your loss."
Her:" It's okay Alfonso is here."

by Flokosk1ng November 21, 2023

AltonSexual

being sexually attracted to an Alton

I may be a straight man but when it comes to Alton, I am AltonSexual.

by Purple Hobo April 27, 2024