The number of times Vaush says the N-Word in any given stream. It is 420,069 to the power of infinity.
Vaush Fan: Do you know Alden’s number?
Proud Anti-Vaushite: you mean the number of times he’s defended pedophilia? Not today, Satan!
*Vaush Fan explodes from getting rekt with facts and logic”
Proud Anti-Vaushite: you mean the number of times he’s defended pedophilia? Not today, Satan!
*Vaush Fan explodes from getting rekt with facts and logic”
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Commonly identified by his incredibly large hooked nose and New Jersey accent. Is a very bad guy and will rob you of your valuables. Possibly Jewish? Carries a duckfoot menorah gun. Also carries an umbrella, even when it does not rain. He also may own a pharmacy.
He has fought the famous Jared Beam Private I on many occasions, but has mostly lost.
Commonly identified by his incredibly large hooked nose and New Jersey accent. Is a very bad guy and will rob you of your valuables. Possibly Jewish? Carries a duckfoot menorah gun. Also carries an umbrella, even when it does not rain. He also may own a pharmacy.
He has fought the famous Jared Beam Private I on many occasions, but has mostly lost.
Notable quotes from Alden Glaz:
Jarred Beam! (In New Jersey voice)
I'll get you next time Beam!
You ruined my evil plans!
Have you ever tried hummus?
Oh boy!
OH NO JARRED BEAM!
Jarred Beam! (In New Jersey voice)
I'll get you next time Beam!
You ruined my evil plans!
Have you ever tried hummus?
Oh boy!
OH NO JARRED BEAM!
by The Private I May 9, 2022
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(adj.)-Gay or having a good fashion sense
(adj.)-Gay or having a good fashion sense
(n)-Hey! Whos that gay guy walking down the street?
-Why that's Alden Hiller!!!!!!!!
(n)- they wont sell me any Alden HIller!
- Well no wonder! you're not 18 yet
(adj)- You're Alden Hiller
-Why that's Alden Hiller!!!!!!!!
(n)- they wont sell me any Alden HIller!
- Well no wonder! you're not 18 yet
(adj)- You're Alden Hiller
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