Alarm cock

An unusual form of alarm used to wake one up in the morning,provided by males, usually used on females (some exceptions may apply) that may cause either intense pleasure or discomfort, depending on the user and alarm. Please note that this device does not work when the alarm is under the age of 12 or above the age of 60. One method to remedy this situation for those above the age of 60 may be a little blue pill that can be provided by your local doctor.

Batteries not needed.

there's something wrong with my alarm cock, it's started waking me up later and later nowadays

by chocolatesa August 15, 2003

alarm clock grenade

noun. An alarm clock which is set on a short timer by someone still laying in bed and then thrown to the other side of the room. When the alarm clock goes off its user will then have no choice but to get out of bed to turn it off. A common method of waking one’s self up.

'I was having trouble getting out of bed on Monday morning, so I chucked an alarm clock grenade.'

by KartoonHead September 26, 2011

Alarm clock

a college professor ( Southern Negro college use ) old slang in 1940's

- he ain't a phat alarm clock.
- ya` be right

by William Warney March 14, 2010

Alarm Tag

1. A variation of phone tag, but involving alram clocks.
2. The process of setting an alarm clock for a set time then deciding that you don't want to wake up. You proceed to hit the snooze button repedly. after about an hour of "snoozing" the alarm you end up setting it for another time not to far in the future...a good estamate is 30 to 45 min. This cycle can continue in any combonation or order untill you finally decide to get up.
3. A standard morning defence mechanism of the univerity student.

"I played alarm tag for hours this morning."
"Really"
"Ya i had ideas of grandure of waking up at 7 am"
"Dude it's past noon"
"Yup"

by ezbakeoven July 28, 2008

Alarm Clocked

When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts then moves it back and forth like the hammer between the bells on an old fashioned alarm clock.

Brenda's boobes were so big that she needed to have them alarm clocked.

by Little_White_Dragon January 18, 2013

Alarm Cock

The act of purposefully waking up an unsuspecting guest by slapping your genitalia on your chest. Enacted through a "tick cock" metronome like fashion. Otherwise to rouse a partner from their slumber by doing the same thing or prodding them if aforementioned tactic does not accomplish stirring the person awake.

Not to be confused with tea bagging or mushroom printing however sometimes combined. However if you are alone an alarm clock can be denoted through morning wood.

Victim: "why are you slapping your penis on your chest? It's too early for this!"
Perpetrator: "I'm sorry your forgot to set your alarm cock"

"I woke up this morning with a stiffy. It served as an alarm cock"

by Feral Man August 3, 2014

Alarm cock

waking up a female with sex

The alarm clock ran out of batteries so i woke her up with the alarm cock

by Smilebeats March 5, 2015