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Bad sex advice

I saw a reddit post about a person confessing to give bad sex advice
Hym "And the 'Bad sex advice' was this: she instructed people to rub behind the knees, right? And I'm like 'OH SHIT! You were on a Real Sex documentary about a couole sex resort! I watched that!' It was hilarious! And what's-more IT WORKED FOR ME! I mean, that's starting to be a general theme here because it seems like EVERYTHING works for me because I'm a genius but you know what I mean. Still. Funny shit."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2023
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non advice

Advice that is so generic and elementary that it can only serve to annoy the person asking for it
Advice asked: Ok, so exactly how am going beat him?
Non advice: You gotta hit him and avoid being hit.
by Midig December 17, 2018
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Roper Advice

Advice given that wouldn't be followed by the advice given themselves.
"Hey you should go steal that truck" - Advice Giver
"You do it" - Response
"Oh hell nah" - Advice Giver
"Yeah not finna follow your Roper Advice" - Response
by TheOneTrueDefiner February 10, 2023
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Chaining Advice

The act of asking two or more friends for advice regarding an issue with an obvious solution. Suggestions are often unanimous from all parties.
May decided chaining advice would be the best way to solve her boy problem.
by reallifedefz May 17, 2016
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advice

don't be friends with someone that will act as if they like you. don't be around someone that will manipulate you into thinking that they will also be by your side and that they we never leave you. don't act like she hasn't made several comments on how much you eating. don't act like she hasn't ghosted you for a straight month and come back like nothing happened. Stop covering what shes done wrong.
Me: "I have some advice."
You: Okay, what is it?
by dunnowhatimdoinghere June 12, 2023
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financial advice

Im broke. can you give me some financial advice?
by santascomingtojumpyou January 26, 2024
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Improvised explosive advice

Advice designed to get you to do something stupid.
She told me to just go in there and DEMAND a raise. Now that I've gotten fired and she's been promoted, I think maybe that piece of advice was really improvised explosive advice.
by lovelyspam September 8, 2011
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