Relationship Advice

Don't take it from fat-cocks who hooked up with women.

Relationship Guy "MY relationship advice is this: Have long term relationships and DON'T just use women for sex."

Hym "Did YOU hook up with women? How fat is your cock?"

Relationship Guy "Uh... Erm... What does that have to do with anything? It's better! REALLY! Trust me."

Hym "Yeah, I don't trust you that would be stupid- You have a daughter, don't you?"

Relationship Guy "Uuuummm... I don't see what that-"

Hym "And now you're trying to make everyone do the thing you DIDN'T have to do, right? You don't want your daughter getting slutted out the way you slutted out other people's daughters."

Relationship Guy "That's... Um..."

Hym "Yeah, no, kill yourself. You're hypocritical fat-cocked garbage and deserve to die more than everyone who actually ends up dying."

by Hym Iam December 27, 2023

non advice

Advice that is so generic and elementary that it can only serve to annoy the person asking for it

Advice asked: Ok, so exactly how am going beat him?
Non advice: You gotta hit him and avoid being hit.

by Midig December 17, 2018

Roper Advice

Advice given that wouldn't be followed by the advice given themselves.

"Hey you should go steal that truck" - Advice Giver
"You do it" - Response
"Oh hell nah" - Advice Giver
"Yeah not finna follow your Roper Advice" - Response

by TheOneTrueDefiner February 10, 2023

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by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

advicer

good at giving pieces of advice

ur good at being a advicer

by lahams ko si ryujin October 22, 2022

Don’t-let-go advice

Advice that someone gives you in a time of need, but is completely useless because it’s so obvious.

Dude1: « do you know where the tv remote went ? »
Dude 2: « did you look in between the cushions ? »
Dude1: (sarcasticly)Thanks, dude! That’s some real don’t-let-go advice right there ! »

by Shittles the teddy bear August 23, 2019

Advice

Law-ad? Fucking law-ad!? That isn't how you say that word you jewish fucking retard! Or should I say "Jeh-weesh fucking Reh-tard" Hahaha!

Hym "Well, taking my advice usually works out pretty good for everybody. LAUD. Fort Lauderdale. Fort Law-aderdale. Laudable. Laudatory."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2025