Absidee

Absidee is that girl. The one others like to envy because of how briefly & calmly she settles things. She almost gets everything she wants because of her determination and intelligence. She genuinely cares and loves without measure. You will be a lucky person and pleasured to meet her aquantiance. She is the one and only!

I love Absidee! I cannot wait to see her again!

by Texaswildflower November 24, 2021

Assident

Similar to an accident but it refers to soiling yourself.

I was driving home and had an assident in my pants.

by Bigdadddyz August 24, 2023

Assident

When your ass/butt looks so good, it could cause a car/bike/boat accident.

Baby, please don’t stand too close to the road. You could cause an Assident wearing that.

by Gunz72 October 19, 2023

Assidentilationafellowsadinationapo

A very unpleasant surprise, a gasp to the extreme

What’s the most ‘assidentilationafellowsadinationapo‘ day you had?

by LemonCard December 11, 2024

Fuck aside

Another way to say fuck off, or step aside, but more angor

Will you just fuck aside, jimmy

by Nutsack08 December 6, 2020

Cast aside

Speak out.

Because you’re sick and tired.

Want to be recognized.

But they just don’t give it.
Angry at the lack of giving back.

They lead you straight off the track.

You’ve had enough.

But the ambition is still pouring.

Even while the work is still boring.

Say what you mean.
Because it doesn’t matter anyway.

Don’t sweat it if you’re cast aside.

by confused cajun man January 25, 2021

5 aside football

A shit gay dudes version of real football, a bunch of nonces running about two footing 17 year olds.

Person 1: Come watch my 5 aside football match

Person 2: Nah bro so gay you’ll just get two footed by nonces lad.

by Footballisgaybro June 4, 2021